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originally posted by: skunkape23
Earlier today my computer got completely jammed.
I had a notice on the screen telling me not to close my browser or restart.
It gave me a toll free number to call.
I called it and ended up going through a series of clicks, as instructed by a guy with a very peculiar accent which I could not identify.
He pronounced his v's as w's like freakin' Dracula.
He asked me for a few numbers, which I gave him.
He asked if this was a personal or business computer and what I use this computer for.
I told him it is a personal laptop and I use it primarily for watching Mexican midget porn.
Do you use it for any banking transactions, he asks.
I tell him no.
I give him access to my computer and for several minutes I see screens of code flashing by.
He asks me if I am communicating with anyone in Russia or Afghanistan.
I tell him no.
He tells me I have a virus called "koobface."
I ask him how do we fix the problem.
He gives me a pitch. Long story short, it's going to cost 200 bucks.
I say sorry, Charlie. I'll just have to go without a computer.
Have a good day.
Now my computer is working fine.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot just happened?
originally posted by: skunkape23
I give him access to my computer and for several minutes I see screens of code flashing by.
originally posted by: socketdude
originally posted by: skunkape23
I give him access to my computer and for several minutes I see screens of code flashing by.
WHAT were you thinking!?
Seriously mate?
All he has to do is upload some kiddie pr0n to your PC, then he can blackmail you for as much as you've got.
If he's good, it'll be next to impossible to detect whether you yourself didn't download the kiddie pr0n yourself.
Dear oh dear. *shakes head*
originally posted by: skunkape23
a reply to: OccamsRazor04
I only bank online with a prepaid Visa and I only charge it with the amount I am going to spend.
There is no account for anyone to loot.