Your favorite Quotes and why!! From real people.

"I swear baby, I'm not drunk. I'm just really tired."

Me prior to two divorces and a few other break-ups

"... Two rights, will never make a wrong, but two Wright's will most definitely make an airplane."

-Carole Burnette


My parents watched the show, and for some reason, this quote stuck after 20 years.

a reply to: Ghost147

True. But heres one in reply to your last:

A goal must be defined. An undefined goal is just like playing in the playground. Focus, None.
Question: In a game of whatever aspect, goals must be defined first.

Should I say more?

a reply to: projectbane
You think you're hot Sh%$ on a silver platter, but you're nothing but cold diarrhea on a paper plate.

I know you said quotes from real people but this is a quote from a book written by a real person, .... Here goes

Scab and matter custard
Snot and bogey pie
Red dogs giblets
Green cats eye
Spread it on bread
Spread it on thick
And wash it all down
With a cup of cold sick.

Fungus the Bogey Man.

a reply to: projectbane

“Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.” - Gandhi

"You can take a bad apple and throw it in with the good apples and its still a bad apple. But if you take a good apple and throw it in with the bad apples it will turn into a bad apple as well."

"If you keep helping somebody when they are in trouble, they're gonna always remember you when they get in trouble the next time."

"I used to complain that I had no shoes until I met a fella who had no feet."


-My Dad.

I like Sri Chinmoy's quotes flood:

"When the power of love
Replaces the love of power
Man will have a new name:
God"

"The mind counts problems
The heart measures peace"

He had the ability to make a powerfull mantric song from every quote giving the word "quote" a new meaning:
media.radiosrichinmoy.org...

Song like this is able to teach us after decades:

"Freedom-grower, freedom-giver, freedom-delight!
The liberator-sun of the world’s division-night.
Love-peace-fountain, Mikhail,
Earth and Heaven’s oneness-thrill.
Gorbachev, Gorbachev,
All-where the peace-blossom-tree.
The master-key of the global heart,
Bondage-world free."


Needless to say I love an immortal ocean of Jesus' quotes. This kind of quotes is the only one I need. Movie quotes can be funny but not many of them are worth repeating every morning as a daily mantra.
Now that there's no adult in a house since he passed up
a bunch of teenagers have a party. We need to quote them more.

a reply to: projectbane

"Never touch another mans woman, beer, money, or food if you want to stay clear of most trouble"
...My Dad

"When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure." - Peter Marshall

"I had the blues because I had no shoes until upon the street, I met a man who had no feet." - Denis Waitley

"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the f*** on.”
- Tupac

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a reply to: projectbane

Thought this one was pretty inspirational





Also found this one pretty motivational

Ignorance can be fixed but......
stupid is forever!

a reply to: projectbane





Author: unknown.
Reason: Tough guys has a heart too.


Author: unknown.
Reason: self-explanatory.

a reply to: projectbane

"Don't be one, just 'cos you got one! (D--khead or a-hole, take your pick)"

Author: Me
Reason: I grew tired of d-heads and a-holes showing no respect.

Don't know who said this one but I like it.

Just Re-posting the missing Images in my first post
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this is a bonus quote about what happened to my original post