The "UK Madness Forum"??

a reply to: OtherSideOfTheCoin

Lol
I had no idea

Tea variations are as follows -

Whoopie Goldberg - Black nun (none)
Julie Andrews - White nun
Riggs - White one
Murtaugh - Black one
NATO - White, two (default setting)

These are the only standard variations for tea. Please do not ask for deviations to this as refusal often offends.

That is all.

a reply to: PaddyInf

Are you not forgetting the foremost and most consumed version of the traditional cuppa?:

The Builder: Two sugars, milk, then mash the bag in the cup until the resulting infusion is so thick that you can stand your spoon in it.

a reply to: stumason

And I agree.

Tea is best served strong or not at all, who wants a p1ssy cup of water.

Anyway OP, Good idea about the UK forum, about time I say.

originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: PaddyInf

Are you not forgetting the foremost and most consumed version of the traditional cuppa?:

The Builder: Two sugars, milk, then mash the bag in the cup until the resulting infusion is so thick that you can stand your spoon in it.

There's actually a brand called builder's tea that is bloody lovely .
Morrisons sell it, best cuppa going.

a reply to: Sublimecraft
But it seems that Aussie girls can only put down men while speaking the American version of English.
"I am like..." -what is that supposed to mean? How can anybody resemble a statement? Makes no sense.

I have seen the future and it looks very bright chaps and chapesses (or chavs and chavesses)

a reply to: DISRAELI

Maybe it's the American men they are referring to, you know, talk to them on their level of BS - that NLBS that only poms and aussies can appreciate and the reason I, at least, love my yanks mates.

originally posted by: mirageman
I have seen the future and it looks very bright chaps and chapesses (or chavs and chavesses)

Comedic genius!

It's a shame theres no stars in this forum.

Another thought I had is which poor bugger is giong to get the job of moderating the forum.?

a reply to: nonspecific

We have UK mods. They're the only ones that will understand anything posted.

originally posted by: Zaphod58
a reply to: nonspecific

We have UK mods. They're the only ones that will understand anything posted.

That is a very good point, I imagine a US mod would be constantly trying to figure out if something was a compliment or an insult with all of the regional slang we have over here!

a reply to: nonspecific

By the time we figured one alert out, there would be twelve more.

originally posted by: mirageman
I have seen the future and it looks very bright chaps and chapesses (or chavs and chavesses)

That is AMAZING!!!

LOL

a reply to: and14263

And you're now my bestest mate!

21...I wish! My body didn't ache anywhere near as much back then....

a reply to: stumason

To be fair mate I thought you were in your 40's... at least

a reply to: blupblup

I was leaning towards at least 60.

a reply to: Zaphod58


Well I said at least.... I could see Pipe and Slippers and a flat cap.

a reply to: blupblup

And the cane to shake as he yells, "Get off my lawn you damn kids!"

a reply to: Zaphod58
That's very true. I've posted quite a few and the Yanks do not get irony they think I'm insulting them.
Just for our American friends, irony comes after washy and rinsie and dryee.

a reply to: stumason

I've just looked at your registration date!

Once over thirty it's obligatory for you to groan in achey pain when standing up or sitting down.