Russian Shill and American Shill walk into a bar

(Both are off duty and get along surprisingly well)

US SHILL: hey there Putinista long time no see.

RUSSIAN SHL: hey there, I'd call you Obamanista but no one in their right mind supports Obama

(Hehehe both laughing)

US SHILL: are there any good looking chicks in your cyber division

RUSSIAN SHL: no not really, all guys, there is one guy who posts as a woman on women forum, he is pretty good at it, he is probably gay

US SHILL: yeah same here, all guys, say how much are you guys paid, if impressive I'd be willing to switch sides

RUSSIAN SHL: dude I was just about to ask you the same thing

(Heheheh both laughing)

Looks more like a riddle

a reply to: TorinoFer
That isn't really working well as a joke. Rather heavy-handed, lacking in wit and humour.
If you're thinking of incorporating it into a stage act, I would suggest polishing up some of the lines and working on your delivery techniques.

A Russian spy and an American spy walk into a bar.... of Polonium-210.. and die slow agonising deaths.

*badaboom tish*

Mmmmmm.

I can't be arsed looking for/uploading one so everyone will just have to close their eyes and visualise....

"Tumbleweed rolling slowly across a deserted street to a low whistle of a summer breeze "

Actually,

A Russian spy and an American spy walk into a bar.... of Polonium-210.. and die slow agonising deaths.

*badaboom tish*

Good save sn0rch

C'mon OP!
You can do better than this!