Beware of Jägermeister, it will stab you in the back

I don't drink often but when I do I like to try different kinds of imports and never something too cheap, I prefer to drink seldom but quality.

Jägermeister will mess you up,
You start with 2-3 shots on empty stomach, and you feel nothing
You look at the bottle and you see 35% alcohol content instead of 40% like others

So you take another 2-3-shots, NOTHING

So as you put away the bottle in disappointment you take 2-3 shots more.

20 minutes go by, you suddenly start feeling slightly tipsy (which was your goal)

another 15 minutes, and IT HITS YOU LIKE A FREAKING TRAIN

Instead of being slightly tipsy you are now drunk

I am never touching Jägermeister again, I'll stick with single malts and quality vodkas

Stay away from any of these green fairy type drinks, for some reason they have a delay to them. Maybe its the herbs, I don't know.

originally posted by: MensaIT3
I don't drink often but when I do I like to try different kinds of imports and never something too cheap, I prefer to drink seldom but quality.

Jägermeister will mess you up,
You start with 2-3 shots on empty stomach, and you feel nothing
You look at the bottle and you see 35% alcohol content instead of 40% like others

So you take another 2-3-shots, NOTHING

So as you put away the bottle in disappointment you take 2-3 shots more.

20 minutes go by, you suddenly start feeling slightly tipsy (which was your goal)

another 15 minutes, and IT HITS YOU LIKE A FREAKING TRAIN

Instead of being slightly tipsy you are now drunk

I am never touching Jägermeister again, I'll stick with single malts and quality vodkas

Stay away from any of these green fairy type drinks, for some reason they have a delay to them. Maybe its the herbs, I don't know.

haha jager is lethal I made the mistake of drinkin it one nite wen I was out I woke up on the floor of my mums house with her dog lyin on tip of me and I'd busted my ankle falling I think wen I left pub lol gd times :p

a reply to: robbeh

I suppose person could take very slowly and very carefully

Still I am afraid of the stuff now

I love Jägermeister.

You're good.....till your not.

I was partying at a buddies house one night. We were hitting the Jägermeister REAL hard. Lots and lots of Jägerbombs and then Irish car bombs. I suggest not mixing Jäger with Whisky.

I started the night out at my buddies house and woke up naked, sleeping infront of a strage toilet across town in a house I have never been in. Come to find out my clothes were still at my buddies house. I still can't figure out the logistics of what transpired that night.

a reply to: MensaIT3

In the war of man versus bottle, you lost a battle with Jager.

I'm not really into spirits, I can stomach a Vodka and Baccardi now and again. The smells just put me off. Also I dont know how to drink them quantity wise. I think I'd be on my back in no time. Thats why if I drink I stick to lager.

a reply to: SgtHamsandwich

Sir I think you missed the point of this thread

I do not want to end up confused and naked

I am not a college kid

a reply to: EnigmaAgent

I like a good beer too but only as a BBQ or meat meal kind of thing

Too much beer is just disgusting as I am sure you agree

Jager is right up there with sambuca for hazy nights of drunken foolishness, staggering/falling and to top it all off a hangover that could kill an elephant.

The problem i think is that its primary effect you dont notice, and that is to mask all its other effects for about an hour and like the OP says suddenly and seemingly from no where you are hammered and everything goes dark and then BAM its the next day and facebook is laughing at you.

a reply to: Biigs

Precisely

I would go as far as calling it dangerous

Jäger is not like the others that's for sure

originally posted by: MensaIT3
a reply to: SgtHamsandwich


I do not want to end up confused and naked

Yeah....thats happened more often that normal to me in my younger days.

I was known as the tub sleeper in my social circle. I have a low tolerance to drinking and when overdone I get sick easily. I would, most nights, end up berking and afterwards I felt gross and felt I needed to shower so I would get naked and get in the tub. Usually at this point I would pass out and sleep naked in the tub. Some of my friends would lock thier bathrooms if I was there.

I was not a good friend.

I too fell foul of evil spirits over the weekend. Tequila shots, 50% A. with beer chasers. I chucked so hard I'm still waiting for one of my testicles to descend.

WARNING: This stuff will dissolve your liver.

a reply to: MensaIT3

too girly.

i drink wine and beer. spirits make me wish i had died.

Thanks for the warning!!!
Googled out of curiosity and blurted tea on my poor keyboard......Price....

"20 bucks and your dignity"

That about sums it up?

a reply to: MensaIT3

Stay away from any of these green fairy type drinks, for some reason they have a delay to them. Maybe its the herbs, I don't know.

Might be the alcohol...

Why would anyone drink that crap in the first place?

Of course it will stab you in the back if you knock it back like water!

a reply to: MensaIT3
Its all perfectly fine in moderation.
Now that you know you dont need six or more shots of it you should be fine.
I love that stuff I could never give up on the old jagermeister, even though I prefer a good homebrew or a really good wine most of the time, or a good moonshine once in a while too.

Peace.

a reply to: MensaIT3

It doesn't taste good coming up, either. Best leave it alone.

a reply to: MensaIT3

Jaegermeister is meant to be drunk AFTER a heavy and fat meal, not on empty stomach!

I'm more of a Sambuca man myself, that can make me lose time if I'm not sensible...although it is legal alcohol, I treat it as I would any Class A drug, as defined by the UK Misuse of Drugs Act (1971) lol