I think Putin was with Aliens for ten days

I dont have any solidity firm evidence for this, but he was missing, and there was going to be an anouncement about aliens, using Okrams razor it seems that in the absence of any other simpler explanation, he was either aboard an alien vessel, or in a top secret location underneath the sea, negotiating how they will carve up the earth between them.

When I think more about it, the more it makes sense, and explains Russias new agressive stance, they maybe have no care of consequences of the nuclear deterrent because they have the alien backers prepared to prevent their destruction. It is a scary prospect.

Tell Okram his razor needs sharpening.

a reply to: tastyrawmeat

Maybe It is not Putin at all, maybe its changeling. Returned Putin looked a lot sweaty and pale ( sick ? ) Maybe even grayish..

originally posted by: tastyrawmeat
I dont have any solidity firm evidence for this, but he was missing,

The people who needed to know where he was knew, the others do not matter.

and there was going to be an anouncement about aliens,

According to who, and who was going to make this "announcement"?

using Okrams razor it seems that in the absence of any other simpler explanation, he was either aboard an alien vessel, or in a top secret location underneath the sea, negotiating how they will carve up the earth between them.

What has a band got to do with anything? www.facebook.com...

Much more likely he was sick, or having a dirty long weekend away, why bring alien ships or mermaids into it?

a reply to: tastyrawmeat

"Okrams Razor" hey.

You really think that Putin hiding out and chewing the fat with alien beings is the simplest explanation??

I wonder how some of you achieve basic level autonomic function sometimes..

I agree, there will be an announcement about Aliens...there's one every week.

Yes the " announcement about aliens" was at best just a rumor, and most likely based on no real world info..... kind of like this thread

The Aliens have told him that he must do good rather than evil. This is how the aliens work, they are peaceful and want Putin to change and have told him so. They have a base under the sea and Putin has seen it for himself, they have a deal that if Putin can defeat ISIS the aliens will give him knowledge of the entire universe. I have no sources to back up anything I have just said.

a reply to: JustTheMan

You may quote me as your source

a reply to: JustTheMan

Sounds legit..

I think you misconstrue me, I am proposing that this is entirely possible based on sound meta-information. He did seem entirely of gray aroma upon his re-appearance which has also fuelled the fire of further suspect inside my mind concerning this.

"he was either aboard an alien vessel, or in a top secret location underneath the sea, negotiating how they will carve up the earth between them."

This is the LOGICAL conclusion?

Care to speculate as to what a fanciful guess might look like?

Jude11

I bet aliens would find the eating of caviar very strange. We take these fish and eat their eggs raw. Then we chase that with a solvent, refined and distilled from decaying plant matter.

originally posted by: tastyrawmeat
I dont have any solidity firm evidence for this,.

case closed. bake em away toys.

originally posted by: MystikMushroom
I bet aliens would find the eating of caviar very strange. We take these fish and eat their eggs raw. Then we chase that with a solvent, refined and distilled from decaying plant matter.

Catfish babies and turpentine?

Disgusting!

Jude11

a reply to: dollukka

Yes I entirely in agree with the prospect of this proposal surrounding his re-appearance, but perhaps one viewpoint not yet considered regards that of Easter and Jesus and the Resurrection. Has not Putin been ressurected at this most seasonal moment?

No it's true. He was.

You see they abducted a random human and got Putin. Wow were those greys in for a surprise. Ever seen a grey get judo thrown across the saucer for 30 minutes straight. Well that's what happened. But it didn't end there. You see Putin's Judo urges are insatiable. He then, cause he's a bad mofo ,hijacked the grey space ship and forced them to take him to Zeti Reticuli where he enslaved their entire population in just 8 days after Judo throwing ALL OF THEM. They have now built a statue to him and worship him like a deity. Meanwhile their fleet is coming to earth to enslave us all in the name of the soviet socialist republic of reticulum

Has anyone confirmed that the Russian Embassy is fully staffed in London?

I haven't seen Putin since his last appearance, maybe he's off with the fairies?

When as skilfully argued as this thread, it seems literally the only feasible explanation.

originally posted by: dollukka
a reply to: tastyrawmeat

Maybe It is not Putin at all, maybe its changeling. Returned Putin looked a lot sweaty and pale ( sick ? ) Maybe even grayish..

Well, there are like 6 doubles of him, so this does make sense.