You have an ATS message - the site owners have just made you an offer you can't refuse!!

a reply to: ATF1886

That isn't too bad. At least I could hit South Beach.

originally posted by: johnwick

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: johnwick

Feel free to substitute that for:

-All privacy and security protocols meet your requirements for the event.

I get to lurk in the back of the room unseen, I will post by proxy with a line of site ir laser transmitter.

My proxy must only be addressed as waldo, you may not ask where he is, because you can see his red striped shirt clearly.

But, if like Waldo you lurk in the background unseen you will miss all of the awesome cakes, pies, savories and gumbo a person can possibly consume, surely you can at least stealthily slip in and grab a plate full every now and then?

That sounds like an aawesome weapon - I wish I had an IR Laser transmitter - if I did, I'd rule the world.

originally posted by: EartOccupant
But... what if you ask the wrong questions... How do they 404 you in person ?

Sounds dangerous

Do you remember the 404 with the Men In Black? They're real...

Make sure your affairs are in order before attending...



AB

Wonder if they're gonna put up bail money too. Some of the debates here get pretty intense, so imagine what could happen if they were actually in the same room.
I'd go.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft

originally posted by: johnwick

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: johnwick

Feel free to substitute that for:

-All privacy and security protocols meet your requirements for the event.

I get to lurk in the back of the room unseen, I will post by proxy with a line of site ir laser transmitter.

My proxy must only be addressed as waldo, you may not ask where he is, because you can see his red striped shirt clearly.

But, if like Waldo you lurk in the background unseen you will miss all of the awesome cakes, pies, savories and gumbo a person can possibly consume, surely you can at least stealthily slip in and grab a plate full every now and then?

That sounds like an aawesome weapon - I wish I had an IR Laser transmitter - if I did, I'd rule the world.

I don't eat any sweets at all, both grandmother's had diabetes, they both went badly.

I avoid sugars st all costs.

Gumbo though, now you are talking.

A big heaping bowl with some cornbread, and a glass of tea( very little sugar, just enough to cut the bitterness).... Sounds quite pleasent.

A line of site ir laser transmitter reciever is old hat but useful tech these days. Laser tag used it in the 80s.

Just a matter of modulating the fequencies, with personally written code.

Kinda kindergarten level tech nowadays.

Honestly, with my luck, things wouldn't end well. I could imagine my initial excitement at the "all expenses paid trip to the Caribbean for a top secret meeting with unknown conspiracy theorists"! I get in the limo, we drive to the closest airport & they hand me the plane tickets to beautiful Cuba! YES! I always wanted to see the... wait a sec... Hey, which part of Cuba? This doesn't say the Havana Airport... And why are you still escorting me? Hmm... that doesn't look like a commercial plane... crap...

Ill probably be out there next weekend...a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

If it was in Europe somewhere, sure...


But I can't see myself sitting on a flight for as long as it takes to reach the States.

Diabetes has nothing to do with family inheritance trust me 😉a reply to: johnwick

I would accept the offer.

I would expect to learn things like:

How to use ATS in order to get the best out of it.

How to debate in a positive and productive way.

How to create an OP that everyone will enjoy and understand. Length, content, structure, etc..

The best ways to find information on the internet and know if it's a legitimate source.

The best way to deal with trolls and others looking for trouble.

Safety on the internet.

How to be a better member and help ATS grow to be the best place to come and learn, have fun, and maybe makes some friends.

And just to add, Some spirits and some good food would help ingest all this great information better.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

I think half of European ATS is not allowed anymore into the states !

They read along for years... so the no fly list is long...

They better organize it in Europe :Y

originally posted by: ATF1886
Diabetes has nothing to do with family inheritance trust me 😉a reply to: johnwick

Diabetes is known to skip a generation.

If both grandparents had it you are all but predestined to have it.

Best to play it safe.

This has been documented quite dramatically.

Sure no history and drink a case of soda a day increases your risk.

A single grandparent gives you an almost 50/50.

Both....almost 90% probability.

My kids love soda, I warn them about high fructose corn syrup because it has proven the greatest factor even above hereditary inputs.

Hereditary inputs are known to play a huge factor though.

a reply to: EartOccupant

LoL

Never thought of that...

Land and been guided straight into Guantanamo Bay.

Only one problem with your theory no one in my family has it??? Id risk a high blood sugar for an ats party!! a reply to: johnwick

a reply to: Sublimecraft

Yeah, Let's get together. I've got some scores to settle, some resentments and would love a face to face confrontation with some mods, members etc.

Let's see if you are as tough in person as you make yourself out to be on line!

a reply to: olaru12

Come on Olaru...

You know they're not!



They'd be looking for the alert button while they cower in the corner.

originally posted by: CharlieSpeirs

But I can't see myself sitting on a flight for as long as it takes to reach the States.

You will fly 1st Class with the new cubicles for that wonderful flying experience, nothing but the best Charlie, nothing but the best.

a reply to: Sublimecraft

Topics I would want to see covered include

1. Poisons/Toxins in the Food and Water Supply
   
2. MK Ultra and other Mind Control Conspiracies
   
3. 9/11
   
4. UFOs, Cryptids, and Myths about Creatures
   
5. New World Order
   

I would love to attend any ATS-related event. I bet it would be awesome - great idea and thread S & F

originally posted by: DAVID64
Wonder if they're gonna put up bail money too. Some of the debates here get pretty intense, so imagine what could happen if they were actually in the same room.
I'd go.

if anyone brings the whiskey and chemtrails get brought up it's definitely going to go down. LOL

originally posted by: ATF1886
Only one problem with your theory no one in my family has it??? Id risk a high blood sugar for an ats party!! a reply to: johnwick

It isn't a theory it is a medical fact of genetics.

It has hit both sides if my family regularly for generations, except mine, because my mother warned us and we all stayed away.

Not one if us has it. Even though medically we are all predisposed.

It is fine to risk your own life, but don't try to tell me to risk mine.

I have seen a few doctors, I sm quite fortunate to be free of the affliction.

Don't abuse pancreas no autoimmune problems, no dead pancreas no diabetes.

Quite simple to understand.