Clan of the White Monkey (or How I learned to love Boymonkey)

a reply to: Skid Mark

a reply to: ccbears

Woops!! LMAO!!!

a reply to: SyxPak

i am done i am going to so piss some one off...byes...

a reply to: ccbears

Well just dont be too overly silly, or mean or start eating monkeys and you will be fine! Your choice!! Its all good.

LOL!!!!!!

Well, off to dream land. Play nice and watch out for weasels.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Hey, Gnight! It has been a riot!! See ya tomorrow!!

Dear brethren of the Church of the White Monkey,

This is very difficult for me, I have some information from Boymonkey's past.

I do not wish to cast aspersions willy nilly however, this must be made known to all who worship said simian.

* disclaimer-
Should said simian have been granted redemption for past ' indelicacies ' just ignore this vile revelation.

OK. Did you know his history as a - KITTY FIDDLER !

Evidence has been removed; however there is a bald, shiny, clean cat out there somewhere - living proof !

Here kitty, kitty ...

BoyMonkey Fess Up!! What The F-_k is this all about?!!!?

a reply to: Timely

Ok Timely Ya got Me! How could I forget that BoyMonkey's old avatar was where the monkey was washing a cat at 100 miles per hour! Good One Mate!!!

BoyMonkey I hope You see that My post above was from when I took Timely seriously.
Damn Barrel of Ale anyway!! Didn't think I would get to the bottom of that barrell last night, but I finally did. Then I saw the post of Kitty Debauchery and was like, WTF Man!?!?!? LOL!!!LOL!!! I had taken the bait and ran with it. This morning I looked that that bait, and it was stale ass rotten cod. Yuk!!! LMAO!!!

Anyway, I hope your having a good one so far today Bud! OOK OOK OOOOK!!!!

A big thanks to the Scribe dollukka for my new avatar,

I think it does my status justice.

a reply to: nonspecific

Very Cool!!! I like how it is so fitting to Your position!!! Awesome!!! OOK OOK OOOK!!!!!

a reply to: FireflyStars

"HERETIC!!!" [JK]

a reply to: Timely

OH, NO...NOT the dreaded Appalachian Fiddle !!!!

bananaforscale.pw...

We now have this for banana related activities

a reply to: Banquo

Now that's a fascinating Potassium related treat! Nice offering!! OOK OOK OOOOK!!! LMAO!!!

a reply to: boymonkey74

We would spaaaaam it!! We would take it over and run it for you OH Great Leader
The infidels would cower and shake at hearing our hoots of war for you.

ALL HAIL THE WHITE MONKEY! ALL HAIL BOYMONKEY74. We pay tribute to you Oh great one.Please give us your infinite wisdom.

a reply to: Timely

I have already washed my cat's hair off in tribute to the boymonkey!

My cat is mad as spit at me,but I hope to win favor with the great one.
OOk OOK OOK OOK

OH My gosh,

You guys have had me laughing since last nite. I almost tinkled in my ruff-a-dillies.

OH HAIL MONKEY-BOY !!!!!

a reply to: crappiekat

Hey Kat! WHat a ko-inky-dink! Just stopped in for a sec to see if there more Monkey business lovers here and here You are! How are Ya? Good to see Ya! Oh, Yha last night was a riot!! Had a great time. Got to make a fool outta myself and everything!! Perfect evening!!! LMAO!!! OOK OOK OOK OOOOK!!!!!!

ETA: Oh Kat, if you dampen your ruff a dillies, there is a pile of big leaves over there in the corner. Skid put them there last night for umbrellas. But they make dandy handy wipes too!! LMAO!!!

a reply to: Dimithae

LMAO at the washed Cat!! Yah, I bet he's pissed, but You will gain favor for that action! All Hail BoyMonkey!!! OOK OOK OOOOK!!!!