Defeat ISIS using humorous tactics

As terrorists have no sense of humor would it be possible to defeat them by employing (bombarding them) with it. Lets get Hollywood involved. "Industrial Light and Magic" could (on over cast nights) project "God-like" images on the clouds above (Mohammed shaking one of his index fingers at them), the image of the space ship from the movie "District 9", or "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" mothership including the 5 note introduction (we are here) sequence "HELLO" (or just a big yellow smiley face; bullet in its forehead "have a nice day". Take a C130 filled with (TO SIZE) fake foam replicas of all of the Assyrian artifacts they either sold or destroyed and drop them on occupied sites. Drop fake bricks of what resemble GOLD. Sy-fi network "Face Off' participants, could create strange creatures that could be parachuted into strategic locals (looking as though they have suicide vests on). Drop fake plastic 'claymore' mines, molded frogs; duplicate anything that would resemble a plague and resonate with Islam. The possibilities are endless. Laugh them into oblivion.

a reply to: vethumanbeing

What about crate loads of whoopie cushions and teddy bears stuffed with counterfeit money...they wold have to revert to barter

originally posted by: Borisbanger
a reply to: vethumanbeing

What about crate loads of whoopie cushions and teddy bears stuffed with counterfeit money...they wold have to revert to barter

English 10lb notes or monopoly money.

How's this for humor?



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a reply to: BlueMule

'Nukem from Orbit'

First rule of comedy Spike, 'Leave em wanting more'

originally posted by: haven123
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Yes (but not entirely a concise, irreverent enough answer).

originally posted by: Borisbanger
a reply to: BlueMule

'Nukem from Orbit'

First rule of comedy Spike, 'Leave em wanting more'

If they don't understand the first rule of "Fight Club" so would not understand the first rule of Comedy "leave em wanting more comedy" as they are not of/in the understanding of what humor means (western creation). A Jeopardy game show style "terrorist" format describes the idea of: Catagories; 'satire', 'the ironic', 'sardonic', 'Willful high jinks' 'the apocalypse according to jihadists';

a reply to: vethumanbeing

How to do it? What is the plan?

Print loads of excellent quality counterfeit quids or what ever passes for dosh over there and dump it from airplanes. Hey presto Instant inflation. People will be forced to barter – tax collection and commerce grinds to snails pace as people figure out how to negotiate for stuff. There is probably a Geneva law against it
I would say that constitutes a pretty good wheeze

In case you still dont get it – Douche will be unable to pay/feed their heroes and be forced to steal from the populace

originally posted by: Borisbanger
a reply to: vethumanbeing

How to do it? What is the plan?

Print loads of excellent quality counterfeit quids or what ever passes for dosh over there and dump it from airplanes. Hey presto Instant inflation. People will be forced to barter – tax collection and commerce grinds to snails pace as people figure out how to negotiate for stuff. There is probably a Geneva law against it.
I would say that constitutes a pretty good wheeze.
In case you still dont get it – Douche will be unable to pay/feed their heroes and be forced to steal from the populace

They would have sold off into slavery or killed the populace already (not thinking ahead).

a reply to: vethumanbeing

Originally posted by Vethumanbeing
Lets get Hollywood involved. "Industrial Light and Magic" could (on over cast nights) project "God-like" images on the clouds above (Mohammed shaking one of his index fingers at them), the image of the space ship from the movie "District 9", or "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" mothership including the 5 note introduction (we are here) sequence "HELLO" (or just a big yellow smiley face; bullet in its forehead "have a nice day".

Yeah, let’s bring Hollywood into it, by projecting a huge holographic image of the pyramids of Giza, near their territory. After they’ve bombed it for various days and nights; it would priceless to see the looks on their faces, when after the dust settles, it’s still standing there…

And maybe have the sphinx speaking and quoting a few, Koranic verses, about not using fire to kill/destroy their enemies etc…but do the Koranic verses, in Egyptian Reggae Rap style…

Yeah, that would be fun…

- JC

Drop porn, music, artwork and alcohol - all banned by Islam

All this talk of projecting images into the sky for the masses to see - doesn't this technology actually exist and there were some conspiracy theories about how TPTB were going to project an image of Jesus everywhere.. or am I having weird dream again?

originally posted by: Kalixi
All this talk of projecting images into the sky for the masses to see - doesn't this technology actually exist and there were some conspiracy theories about how TPTB were going to project an image of Jesus everywhere.. or am I having weird dream again?

Yeah, Project Blue Beam.

Muhammad probably looked like Jesus any way.

originally posted by: Kalixi
Drop porn, music, artwork and alcohol - all banned by Islam

Yes; this can be done; but there is no need to supply 5 to 12 year old little girl sex slaves; as they have them already (was part of the ideology; Mohammed's grand plan for Islam's growth, sexual slavery=revenue).

originally posted by: Kalixi
All this talk of projecting images into the sky for the masses to see - doesn't this technology actually exist and there were some conspiracy theories about how TPTB were going to project an image of Jesus everywhere.. or am I having weird dream again?

No; you are not having a dream and the technology exists. In this scenario of defeating ISIS with humor a Jesus 'overlay' on the clouds would just infuriate them; we want to create a "funny zone" that causes them to laugh themselves to death, or by blatant trickery; they die from the exhaustion of having to face their own fears (mortality not one of them: NO 72 VIRGINS await you brothers).

originally posted by: Joecroft
a reply to: veteranhumanbeing

VHB: Lets get Hollywood involved. "Industrial Light and Magic" could (on over cast nights) project "God-like" images on the clouds above (Mohammed shaking one of his index fingers at them), the image of the space ship from the movie "District 9", or "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" mothership including the 5 note introduction (we are here) sequence "HELLO" (or just a big yellow smiley face; bullet in its forehead "have a nice day".

Joecroft: Yeah, let’s bring Hollywood into it, by projecting a huge holographic image of the pyramids of Giza, near their territory. After they’ve bombed it for various days and nights; it would priceless to see the looks on their faces, when after the dust settles, it’s still standing there…And maybe have the sphinx speaking and quoting a few, Koranic verses, about not using fire to kill/destroy their enemies etc…but do the Koranic verses, in Egyptian Reggae Rap style…
Yeah, that would be fun…- JC

If the Hollywood industry would contribute (they have the deep pockets as far as talent/exceptionalism) and have the ability to be VERY deceptive (its their nature its called filmatics); see if they can fool a few radicalized Islamists into thinking "Is that a real pyramid and the Egyptian sphinx on the horizon line or not" (thought we were in Syria or Iraq WHERE ARE WE; Giza Plateau?!). WW2; I continue to think of the blow up balloon rubber tanks and artillery vehicles that were made to resemble/assimilate a staging point off the English coast that deceived the Germans into thinking this is where the initial attack was to come from. Brilliant.

Drop sides of pork everywhere

Or just stop funding them.

allow Japan to break treaty and go play with ISIS...
That would be damn good and funny!