Contacted by Elves in the Astral Plane?

You're certainly welcome to believe whatever you'd like, but which is more likely? That you had an odd dream, or that you were conversing with "elves" on some metaphysical realm of existence (of which there is zero evidence)?

Me? I'm going to have to say dream....

Here is a reality check.

Documented encounters with these creatures predates my great great grandmother.

Documented encounters with politicians who are obsessed with telling the truth and protecting average Joe is a fantasy.

Fact.

Okay, I'm not one to normally believe this stuff, however, I had the strangest dream once. It was when I was visiting Ireland and staying at this old woman's bed and breakfast in a small village. The part of her home where customers slept was very, very old - it had been in her husband's family for hundreds of years. Anyway, while sleeping there, I had this dream that I was outside laying on the ground and there were these little guys around and on top of me. They were kind of trollish (i.e., not cute little fellas), but I got the impression that they were more mischievous than they were evil. I was very angry at them for being on top of me because I couldn't get up. I remember yelling at them to get off of me, and they were just laughing and saying no.

The next morning at breakfast, I mentioned to our hostess the dream I had, and she just laughed and said that I had been in contact with the fairies that were common in that area. I think she was just having a little fun with me, but .....?

a reply to: Gryphon66

Oh my God. Does it make me a Star Trek Uber Geek that I actually knew that?
And here I thought I was all cool and sh**.

originally posted by: Stevemagegod
During that projection I believe I met what many would call a "Elf".

Next time you meet a elf please ask the following questions

1) Was a rebel elf caught on CCTV at a gas station in Ohio during 2007 ?
2) Are circles of standing stones seen as vertical yellow lines and function as navigation 'anchors' in the astral plane ?
3) Why does their skin go blue ?
4) What is the name of the elf that is currently asleep in Baalzebub's fortress whilst a wraith is floating by who believes it is out of Baal's reach ?

Your 'true' elf will know all of these answers.

These are "clockwork elves" or "machine elves"...please research these terms. There is evidence they are evil, and do not have your best interests in mind.

whoever did that .. than you so much , I had been searching for months, the Swiss army knife turned up today in a draw ide searched many times before

so chuffed

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a reply to: funbox

We did mention Benedida in the thread. She's like the patron saint (as far as fairy folk go) for retrieving lost things. Maybe she read your post? You must have done something she liked to somebody recently. You pull any good ones on any friends in the last few days?

Calling them smurfs - classic.

Meeting "beings" during sleep has always fascinated me. It's never happened to me. I don't know how i'd handle it.

a reply to: Cuervo

if I did I don't remember , im just so pleased its back ,im not usually so bothered about the materials of life , but this was a present from my brother , he gave me on my 21st birthday 19 years ago, and it bugged me not knowing where it was.

a happy surprise for me today.. elves/auditors/outside people , if it was you , I pledge my eternal loyalties..

you can keep the lenscap

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They sound similar entities to those that Terrance McKenna describes on his '___' trips. Interesting

originally posted by: Signals
These are "clockwork elves" or "machine elves"...please research these terms. There is evidence they are evil, and do not have your best interests in mind.

Yes i have heard of those terms. It's interesting what the internet says about them to. I wonder if my mind was producing a lot more '___' than normal in order to experience them.

a reply to: Stevemagegod

swiss made machine elves?

behold ! returned from the nether regions



totally chuffed , a six month splinter has now gone and many roads now just converged

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I should point out first and foremost that participants in this thread should tread lightly with their wording. Terence McKenna talked about what he termed the "self-transforming machine elves," and went about describing them in some of his works. For those who do not know who he was, he was essentially a relatively intelligent man who did a lot of experimentation with hallucinogenic compounds. A wide variety of such compounds. He did numerous seminars and wrote a bit as well. Many of his ideas were incorrect in my opinion, but where he was spot on was in the explaining some of what is wrong with modern society. What set him apart from people like Leary was his intelligence, and his ability to communicate with eloquence.

Anyway, regarding whether elves are real I would say no. It should be mentioned however that numerous people who experiment with such substances experience many of the same phenomena, including these "elves." Now the obvious question to ask is whether this is a result of specific types of compounds having a similar effect on the human brain, and thus producing similar experiences, or whether there truly is a spiritual or other type of world that can only be accessed by the use of certain mind-altering compounds. While the latter may sound insane to some, it is not really that far-fetched in my opinion. There is no real knowing one way or another, and each are possible. I suppose the chemical explanation alone would be sufficient, but to accept this without question I would have to discount everything I have experienced where the paranormal is concerned.

These experiences have led me to conclude that there truly is a world apart from the physical, and because of this fact I must also entertain that access to such a non-physical world might be possible through the brain. In fact, I would go so far as to say that the brain does not "create" consciousness, but instead the brain limits consciousness. Putting this into perspective where "elves" are concerned, they definitely do not exist in the physical world. But such creatures might exist in the non-physical world. Perhaps there are multiple non-physical worlds as well. Not out of the realm of possibility considering our limited understanding of anything non-physical. I should say "scientific understanding." Just because an idea or phenomenon cannot be scientifically tested does not mean that the phenomenon is not occurring. Scientific experimentation is limited to not only physical matter and how it interacts with other aspects of the physical world, but is also limited to physical interactions that can be reproduced. Reproducibility is paramount for scientific testing. So even things in the physical world may not be accepted by science because there is no way to both test the ideas, and reproduce them time and time again through experimentation.

Terence McKenna talked often about his drug induced meetings with similar creatures. Remember him saying in one discussion that many people around the world tell of similar messages/chants from them which hints that they are real.

a reply to: Stevemagegod
Did they tell you that you were one of the "special people"? Ya they do that to butter some up, stroking that ego.

Lets just say they were yanking your chain. I would stay away from the smurfs if I were you. But then again do as you will. Elves are only as real as they can make you believe there real, and even then only for a short time while they get what they want...There pretty much like humans in a lot of ways.

a reply to: JiggyPotamus
The brain does create conscious. Its just limited by itself however. You see to them were the trees which never move or go anywhere and are so slow, and a lot of them do feed of the creatures which exist in the physical world. Just like we in the physical world feed of the fruits of trees and plants and other animals. But even trees and other such things are on a different vibration then humans have there own way of existing even of conscious and even of communicating and even there its a cycle.

There was a thread about it some time ago, plant and tree communicating by way of fungi.
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originally posted by: galadofwarthethird
a reply to: Stevemagegod
Did they tell you that you were one of the "special people"? Ya they do that to butter some up, stroking that ego.

Lets just say they were yanking your chain. I would stay away from the smurfs if I were you. But then again do as you will. Elves are only as real as they can make you believe there real, and even then only for a short time while they get what they want...There pretty much like humans in a lot of ways.

They actually did not say that i was one of the special ones. From what i remember from the dream believe it or not. I think i was just asking them a lot of questions on how they operate and stuff. This was the first time that i made contact with another being on the Astral that wasn't Human. They did mention something about "spiders". And there webs. About what to look for. But i don't remember anything after that or the significance.

Your description of the blue elves matches exactly what they looked like to me as well. Blue and smurf-like. Though not as small as smurfs, maybe in the 3-4 foot range. I've only astral projected twice, and met the elves once. They didn't speak to me however, and weren't exaclty the friendliest creatures. There was an older female elf who was seated and seemed to be important. We had an exchange but it wasn't verbal. She had white hair and was even wearing a red hat similar to "papa smurf" from the cartoon.
It seems very likely that the creator of the Smurfs must have had at least one encounter with them.

a reply to: Stevemagegod

my mate must have been one of the 'special ones'. over a succession of "dreams" I had, I watched him turn into one, each dream added an additional feature , first the blue , then the yellow overalls , and finally the helm and boots, the way this unfolded was strange though , in each successive dream , a machine would surround him and somehow make the integrations . I find this process hard to define though , kind of like defining a starlings wing.

white foam seemed to play some part in the process , disturbing in a way to see its transformation within this staggered transmogrification process. like shaving foam, in it clingy elasticity , not nice, when seen pouring out of your mates facial orifices and altering his features. these dreams would always start with a definition of extremely vivid pearlescence coating on all the surfaces, *glitter vision* and the curious sensation that time is being tinkered with.

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