Criminal Without A Record

I haven't got a record,
Never fired a shot,
Never stole a damn thing,
Just look at what I've got,
Fat nothing in terms,
Of monetary value,
Little education,
Less material I assure you,
I've never made a material gain,
And yet things now,
Have become utterly insane,
Because I have a password,
For my e-mail account,
With both letters and numbers,
And I could get sent down,
By a government gone mad,
Using law they intend,
To apply across the land,

One can only hope,
That they don't get re-elected,
Because if they do,
All of us will be effected,
By a law written,
With a fearful quaking hand,
By powerful males,
Not one of whom is a man,

You want secure e-mail?
You go to jail,
You want passwords for your banking?
You go to jail,
You want to lock your phone,
Or have a private chat?
Well you better prepare yourself,
For Her Majesties welcome mat,
Put your hands on the wall,
And spread your legs,
This is what you get when,
You want to keep whats in your head,

Vote them out,
During the next election,
Prevent these bastards,
From maintaining their erection,
Of an edifice that flies in the face,
Of the freedom of the nation,
Prevent this disgrace!

Spot on .. shame can only s&f once .. wish had your gift with the english language .. always awkward translating to / fron english ..

a reply to: Expat888

Thanks Expat888!

What, pray tell, is your native tongue then sir?

a reply to: TrueBrit

True Bud very thought provoking and Spot On!!! Very well said My Friend!!! Syx.

a reply to: TrueBrit

Welcome .. japanese is my native language .. anymore only read / write english not used spoken english in years conversationally .. gotten rusty on it

most time use japanese .. mandarin .. vietnamese and couple the local hmong dialects in real world .. ats only place I use english these days ..

a reply to: TrueBrit

Hey True!
Well said friend.

What can I say that won't get me in trouble, lol?
jacy

a reply to: Expat888

Well, your grasp of the English language as I have experienced it so far, has been exemplary, so you need not worry about that! I will tell you one thing, it is a hell of a lot better than my Japanese, that's for damn sure!

Well done Sir! Well done!!

a reply to: Night Star

Thank you!

I am glad it meets with your approval.

a reply to: TrueBrit

Nice one True

I'm writing one in reply Here

Cody

a reply to: TrueBrit

Vote them out, During the next election, Prevent these bastards, From maintaining their erection,...

Amen to that.
I'm feeling your poetic rage, you write really well.

a reply to: cody599
Cheers muchly matey!

I like yours too man!

a reply to: beansidhe

Thanks very much beansidhe! I bloody hate this latest round of Tory rubbish, and I am glad that my expression of that came across as intended!

a reply to: TrueBrit

Loud and clear!
The sooner they're a distant recession-filled memory, the better. Bloated, ignorant, greedy, useless shower of hateful scum the lot of them.
Fingers crossed for May x

a reply to: TrueBrit
Very well written friend!!!