Obama Visits Heaven...

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack
Obama meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son, I am St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points
to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter,

Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and
comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again,

'Are you Mohammed?'

'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he climbs the ladder yet again. He
discovers a larger room where he meets an Angelic looking man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again,

'Are you Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; You will find Mohammed higher up.'

Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his
delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.

Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly
magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats
his question:

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now totally out of breath from all
his climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look
exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'

Obama says, 'Yes, please!'

As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:

"Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"

Keep your trust in God. Your president is an idiot.

Fricken hilarious!

a reply to: Metallicus

That can't be right.

Everyone knows Obama's going to hell.

a reply to: Metallicus

The anti christ gets to meet god and even gets offered a coffee.

a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

Come on now...you live in London. You can't be THAT big of an Obama fan.

a reply to: Metallicus

A man arrives in hell after many nefarious deeds and sinful acts, and of course is greeted by the devil. The devil offers the man three choices as to where he will spend his eternity in hell.

The first choice, is a cell where a man is constantly being torn apart by ravenous lions. The second choice, a cell where a beautiful woman is constantly making love to a man. The third choice, is a cell with a man standing in the middle laughing, he's up to his neck in sh!t and just laughing hysterically.

The new arrival asks the devil why the man is laughing to which the devil replies, "Oh, that's just Mohamed, he's standing on that idiot Obama's shoulders."

As far as our new arrival, he takes the second choice only to find out that every time he is about to have an orgasm, that woman on top of him has a second pair of very sharp teeth.

Cheers - Dave

originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: CharlieSpeirs

Come on now...you live in London. You can't be THAT big of an Obama fan.

I'll give you that one.