Dedicating my Soul to Satan (Joy of Satan)

I want to dedicate my soul to satan. I tried already with the dedication i took from joyofsatan.org. But nothing happend , can someone contact me with the real ritual?

a reply to: JustKoz

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Your whole life will be the Ritual.

a reply to: JustKoz

The ritual went fine, I forgot to get back to you, consider yourself totally dedicated.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

??? Who are you?

a reply to: JustKoz

But nothing happend

What did you expect ?

a reply to: JustKoz

What is your reason for wanting to do so?

originally posted by: JustKoz
??? Who are you?

Let's just say I've been around for a long, long year.

Pleased to meet you.

Become a politician .. lawyer ... banker... priest .. youll be on your way ..

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: JustKoz
??? Who are you?

Let's just say I've been around for a long, long year.

Pleased to meet you.

Wont you guess my name . hahahaha nice

a reply to: shieldmaiden

I dont have to give any one my reason to except the only god there is. Satan

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


I dont understand -.-

originally posted by: JustKoz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


I dont understand -.-

then you are not worthy

You're in luck! I'd be glad to help arrange the meeting. (By the way, you won't need a jacket; the weather is always warm!)

a reply to: JustKoz
Ah, what's puzzling you, is the nature of his game, oh yeah.

originally posted by: JustKoz

I dont understand -.-

In that case I will have to lay your soul to waste.

That ends this tale.......

originally posted by: JustKoz
I want to dedicate my soul to satan. I tried already with the dedication i took from joyofsatan.org. But nothing happend , can someone contact me with the real ritual?

'justkoz', eh?

jokes aside, why not keep your soul for yourself and dedicate your life to whats important to you. life is too short to waste it on selling your soul to supernatural overlords.

Want to give your soul to Satan? All you have to do is walk to the nearest street corner, he's got his chapels everywhere. Join the congregation, that's the fastest way to selling your soul. One catch though, you have to believe everything the person at the pulpit tells you. Do that and you're well on your way to what you want.

Oh, and another catch: if you join a church that speaks in tongues, lays hands, or uses the Holy Spirit to knock people of their feet, be sure to play along. As long as you believe and play along, you'll be golden.

I will guess your name your Keith or Mick

a reply to: TzarChasm

nope