Any job openings in a paranomal field for a top secret facility?

My life isn't what it used to be and I feel like I'm depressed with no future ahead. I have disowned family, have no real friends anymore, my career
is in the toilet and I'm looking for a change. So, I thought I'd see if there were any jobs in a paranormal field that is recruiting for a top secret facility. And yes, I'm serious.

I had a good high school education with some college and an associates degree, I am (or was) intelligent, friendly and have good common sense. I am very analytical while highly intuitive at the same time. I'm one of those balanced brain people that enjoys dealing with the paranormal areas like mystical, psychic, odd phenomena and the like, Remote viewing, etc.

I would not be opposed to working with other life forms, since I feel I happen to be a good intuitive, telepath & empath. Maybe I could be one of those people you hear about in alien stories who are the communicators? I wouldn't mind working with time travel scenarios although I would not necessarily want to be a guinea pig who , because no one would miss me, that I'm shoved into a pod to see if I turn inside out while being teleported to another pod across the room or am served up as some meal. ahem.

I am very loyal to those whom I work for/with. I dunno why it is just who I am. I'm sure it would be no problem to pass a background check for a top secret clearance and as long as I have time off to go to a casino, I really wouldn't need much vacation time. I am one of the few who enjoy work and am really project oriented and like working on different things eventually....I wouldn't want to be stuck on the same project for 20 years unless it was in different areas, mind you.

Some may wonder why I put this here. I dunno, I felt like it was a plea or cry for my life to begin as I feel like I'm just waiting for it to end and waking up every day to find I'm still here is very depressing, I suppose. I think I still have "Avatar Syndrome" Cheers.

Oh, and if you could, would you be interested in working at a top secret facility if it meant leaving your life, your friends, your family and never being allowed to talk about it?

check your personnel messages

originally posted by: NotMoose
check your personnel messages

Hey, I want in on this too! Send one my way :-)

a reply to: dreampsi

You already work for us, you just don't remember.

I have nothing to lose. I would do it in a heart-beat.
Same resume as above with 20 years of Law Enforcement.

originally posted by: trollz

originally posted by: NotMoose
check your personnel messages

Hey, I want in on this too! Send one my way :-)

I want to know too! Share! LOL

Well...did you get a job? ....i could so the ghost job, or the time travel job.....it all sounds fine and dandy until you find yourself In a Lab with aliens in cages and people doing experiments in them, and as an empath you feel,their pain and crushing hope to,never be free again, only dissected. Lol..( how's that for a visual!!!)

There are always openings at 'World Alien League Management and Research Technology' (Walmart) or the 'Confederation of Space Travellers' Corp (Costco).

Pay's not great, but you get a snappy uniform.

Sorry all the new jobs in this economy are low paying and dead ended! Thanks a lot Barry!