Is Canada going to invade the United States?

I think someday Canada will invade the United States either by:

1) Sending 7000 beavers to invade.

2)Sending 5000 hicks to invade.

3) Cutting off Beer, Water, and Oil supplies and then invade.

4)Teaming up with pakistan and Iran and then invade.

5)Getting Shania Twain to play her aweful music to damage peoples brains in the United States and then invade.

Either way, I think Canada will win because half the american solders in the united states will die from friendly fire and the other half will be decimated by Canada Artillery(If they have any).



[edit on 13-12-2004 by Terminator363634]

No offense, but I see no logic or point to this thread and forsee a trip to the garbage very soon.

Ive lost many point and had many "warns" because of people like you...

Dont feed the troll people. Let him crawl under his bridge again.

Wait - let me guess:

Your an ignorant American?

lol hehe, im gonna have 2 agree with Mephorium here

I hope you're not being serious. A joke like that belongs in the jokes forum on BTS.

Or we can stop all those exports and retract those countless trillions we have invested in your economy.

Good luck recovering from that

Deep

I hope you're not being serious. A joke like that belongs in the jokes forum on BTS.

It was just a stupid joke, I just wanted to see your reactions just to get a laugh.You guys take things abit to seriously.

[edit on 13-12-2004 by Terminator363634]

I'm going to have to agree with everyone else this thread is a Joke!!

"Michael Jackson went from being a rich black kid, to a poor white man." -Jay Leno

That's funny.

Originally posted by Terminator363634


5)Getting Shania Twain to play her aweful music to damage peoples brains in the United States and then invade.

Your joke has been taken to heart, but all kidding aside, who do you think thrust Shania into star status?

I'm betting it wasn't Canadian consumers.

What about Brian Adams dammit???!!!! He'll kill us all, the plan has been in motion for years.

Originally posted by MacKiller
Wait - let me guess:

Your an ignorant American?

I have to hand it to you MacKiller. In four words you proved Canadians can dish it out, but can't take it and that some Mods flout board rules with impunity.

Are there any Canadians who can laugh at themselves?

No. I didn't think the post was funny, but it's very mild compared to the assault rendered routinely on the US by Canadians.

Originally posted by GradyPhilpott

I have to hand it to you MacKiller. In four words you proved Canadians can dish it out, but can't take it and that some Mods flout board rules with impunity.

Are there any Canadians who can laugh at themselves?

No. I didn't think the post was funny, but it's very mild compared to the assault rendered routinely on the US by Canadians.

Plenty can, Grady.
Just look at William Shatner as one example



[edit on 13-12-2004 by parrhesia]

Originally posted by parrhesia
Plenty can, Grady.
Just look at William Shatner as one example

I don't keep up much with Canadians, but there are plenty in the comedy business, but you wouldn't guess it by hanging out here.

If I said something about ignorant Canadians, I'd be warned.

please explain how this is not an abuse of modship... I'm very curious.

Can't we all just get along?!

Originally posted by EnronOutrunHomerun
Can't we all just get along?!

Wouldn't that be boring...

Originally posted by Terminator363634
I think someday Canada will invade the United States either by:

1) Sending 7000 beavers to invade.

2)Sending 5000 hicks to invade.

3) Cutting off Beer, Water, and Oil supplies and then invade.

4)Teaming up with pakistan and Iran and then invade.

5)Getting Shania Twain to play her aweful music to damage peoples brains in the United States and then invade.

Either way, I think Canada will win because half the american solders in the united states will die from friendly fire and the other half will be decimated by Canada Artillery(If they have any).



[edit on 13-12-2004 by Terminator363634]

cutting off canadian beer? heh like that will do much, last i head americans didnt really care for canadian beer, european beer and american "beer" ( i really dont consider what we make as beer) are all the rage here. although if you did watch canadian bacon, saying "canadian beer sucks" in canada could start a war.

Originally posted by KrazyIvan
although if you did watch canadian bacon, saying "canadian beer sucks" in canada could start a war.

Candian bacon is a great movie.