posted on Jun, 2 2003 @ 07:56 PM
William comes into the square with a well prepared script in hand, steps up on his ever present soap box and clears his throat.
"After serious consideration being given to the creation of a specific Chemtrail Forum for ATS, I have come to the conclusion that it is not needed,
and would only further clutter and confuse the site. Besides, we are running out of capacity and bandwidth, and creating another forum would only
attract more members, further straining our bandwidth. Besides, we all know that chemtrails dont exist, and are only examples of mass
hallucinations/hysteria, or common optical illusions of common atmospheric phenomena...."
William is suddenly cut off by the roar of a dense formation of KC-10 air tankers roaring overhead, streaming thick, milky white streamers behind
them.
William stands dumbfounded, watching the chemtrails descend until he suddenly begins hacking, wheezing, and coughing, falling to his knees, unable to
breath.
Through the mist of the chemtrails, William barely makes out the misshapened shilouette moving towards him. As it comes closer, he can barely make out
that it is a Level A butyl rubber suit with a large hump on the back of the wearer, the Scott Airpack worn under the suit.
The figure approaches William and screws an organic vapor filter module on the Draeger respirator mask before shoving it over Williams head. Faintly,
muffled by the scott airpack and occasionally interrupted by the hiss of the regulator, a voice says "Dont worry about it William, chemtrails dont
really exist. This is just mass hysteria hallucinations triggered by your asthma and spring allergies."
As he turns to leave the voice continues "Good thing you didnt include that chemtrail forum, it might have spread that chemtrail nonsense far and
wide, might have panicked some people!"