International Pitch-fork Day

I like pitch-forks, and I'm sure most of yo do too, they are such a magnificent implement for the home/garden or other activity. What I propose is like minded people from all walks of like have an international event, in as many cities and tows as possible whereby we gather in small and orderly crowds, in a place--like parliament or a large bank, and have stage pitch-fork demonstrations to the "elites" who just don't get the opportunity to enjoy their own gardening tools. I really think large gatherings like this cold really help bring the world together.

What say you ATS? Can we get an international pitch-fork day happening?

I'd also like to extend this to aficionados of other home/gardening implements...

(I thought this belongs in rant)

a reply to: RifRAAF
It may just work for those who happen be in the farming trade.
Anyone else turns up with a pitch fork,and its tear gas,water cannon and taser time.

I know for sure I wouldn't get more than 10 paces in my local town with a pitch fork-and thats in farm friendly Wales...

I do like your satirical approach to the rant though.

originally posted by: RifRAAF
I like pitch-forks, and I'm sure most of yo do too, they are such a magnificent implement for the home/garden or other activity. What I propose is like minded people from all walks of like have an international event, in as many cities and tows as possible whereby we gather in small and orderly crowds, in a place--like parliament or a large bank, and have stage pitch-fork demonstrations to the "elites" who just don't get the opportunity to enjoy their own gardening tools. I really think large gatherings like this cold really help bring the world together.

What say you ATS? Can we get an international pitch-fork day happening?

I'd also like to extend this to aficionados of other home/gardening implements...

(I thought this belongs in rant)

Ill bring the hedge trimmers and hoe.

a reply to: RifRAAF

I propose the date be January 20th (or 21st, if the 20th is a Sunday), that way we can use them to chase out the outgoing president.

Just a thought.

Your timing is awful. My pitchforks are put away for the winter, in the garden shed, snowed in.
Maybe in a milder season.....

Recruiting is against T&C

I like the idea but not clever on this site where you will achieve nothing.

Also, wandering round public streets with a weapon is pretty dumb imo

Yah, don't forget the lanterns, rope and hoods.

originally posted by: nerbot
Recruiting is against T&C

I like the idea but not clever on this site where you will achieve nothing.

Also, wandering round public streets with a weapon is pretty dumb imo

I see no recruiting here.

I also don't see it as a weapon, its a tool. That aside a tool can be a weapon, its how you use it.
They cant do a damn thing to you if your just holding it or leaning on it, forking hay with it

originally posted by: shaneslaughta

originally posted by: nerbot
Recruiting is against T&C

I like the idea but not clever on this site where you will achieve nothing.

Also, wandering round public streets with a weapon is pretty dumb imo

forking hay with it

Now that is a fetish i have never heard of before?

Anyways... Im in with the OP but can we bring bulldozers along too?

Kindest respects

Rodinus

a reply to: Rodinus

Now,a decent bulldozer or bunch of may just get past the tear gas,water cannon and tazers in an hypothetical scenario...
Remember the "Killdozer?"
Crazy guy with armoured dozer,on rampage in Colorado:



But hey,this is a long way from pichforks.

originally posted by: shaneslaughta
I see no recruiting here.

errr.....

originally posted by: RifRAAF
....What I propose is like minded people from all walks of like have an international event....

...What say you ATS? Can we get an international pitch-fork day happening?

You see what you wanna see.

OPPOSITION IS COOPERATION. Ignore them, stop supporting this system of parasitism.