Hot Dogs - an Alien Delicacy!

I have a theory: I think aliens must love hot dogs. They certainly can't just walk into a store and buy a package or get some from a NY City vendor. So where do they get them? They make them themselves!

Cattle are constantly being mutilated right? And whats being taken.....mouths and rectums. Somewhere it must have gotten lost in the translation and they took "they're made out of lips and assholes" too seriously.

Don't worry, they just want a snack.

: also made of lips and assholes.

I thought hotdogs was made from sirloin......

Either that, or they lack adult toy stores.....

Seriously though, I have little faith in aliens, but maybe they cut the mouth and anus out to examine the input and output of the cow by swabbing the material. Could be a real simple way of analyzing how the cow uses its nutrients by examining the difference between what goes in and out.

[edit on 11-12-2004 by ben91069]

Originally posted by EnronOutrunHomerun
Either that, or they lack adult toy stores.....

I always thought hotdogs were made from boots, cow rectum, rat who-knows-what and marijuna. Or maybe thats just my school cafiteria.

last week i've seen an alien at a shop, he was buying some hot dogs....
i saw him buying some ketchup too...

Who dug up this fossil?

Anyway, I like hot dogs. But not just any hot dogs.

They have to be Vienna Beef hot dogs.

With the works on it. I want it to look like there's a salad on top of it.

I could eat probably five or six of 'em. Hold the fries!

A good Polish Sausage is good, too!



Mmmm. I'm getting hungry!

mechanic please do NOT post replies like that . you are making us very hungry....

Read the first post here, it might change your mind.

not at all....lol

I almost forgot. I'll have to go out and get a couple of dogs for lunch!! YaY!



I could'nt find a picture of the hotdogs I had in mind, though. They're from a place called Byron's here in Chicago. Actually, I think they've expanded into a franchise. But MMMmm...Good! That's one of the places they practically put a salad on top of the dogs!!

Yeah!!!

Maybe I'll go for a couple of Maxwell Street Polish's instead. Yeehah!

[edit on 7/17/2006 by Mechanic 32]

Speaking of lunch...

It's almost that time.


No hot dogs, though.

Actually I opted for a couple of beef baloney sammiches. With lettuce, tomato, cucumber, and thinly sliced onions. Almost the same, but not really.

try hot dogs with some cheese on it .................mmmmmmh

Oh Yeeeaaahh!

Cheese dogs, chili dogs, and corn dogs too!!

woof!

Longest hot dog
The longest hot dog measured 17.5 m (57.5 ft) and was made by Conshohocken Bakery and Berks Meat Packing for the 20th Annual Corvettes for Kids fundraiser at Bally (USA) on August 14, 2005 .


www.guinnessworldrecords.com...

i'm gonna eat one of those 17 meters hot dog... and i'm not sharing it with you guys...
don't cry

Did someone say "Hotdog" ???

BTW why is it called hot dog???

Originally posted by PARADISEVIEW
BTW why is it called hot dog???

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