This did NOT just happen

It can't have.......................can it ?

I just got home and opened ATS, on the front page is thread about a dog farting, I could not believe my eyes !!!

In shock I opened said thread to see it was OP'd by a very good friend of mine, both here and in real life. WTF has happened ? What next ? 23 flags me posting a cat took a dump in my shoe ?

My very dear friend you don't need to make a thread every time one of your menagerie has a bowl movement, I was written to by a mod for posting better threads than that as them being inane and having no place on ATS.

Seriously ATS 23 flags because a dog farted ? What the hell happened to my beloved ATS ?

'Walks off shaking head'

Carry on

Cody

did you miss this one?

Ladies, I WILL look at your boobs if you give me the chance.

38 flags like 60 stars

a reply to: cody599

Dog farts are deadly serious!
I dare you to stay in a room with 10 farting pitt-bulls. Awesome it is NOT!!



I'm betting the number of flags has more to do with more people having the shared experience, than the more serious topics?

a reply to: Indigent

I didn't now ....................................... unfortunately.

Cody

a reply to: Caver78

But dogs fart all the time

It's hardly ATS material is it ? I mean c'mon should I write a thread if the wife leaves the toilet smell ?

Cody

a reply to: cody599

It did mate...

Maybe I should have mentioned in that particular thread that when the big yellow lab boffed... the noise that came out sounded like "I love Cody"

Hugs and respects to you mate

Rod

a reply to: Rodinus

Hi mate

Seriously I mean we've discussed thread ideas galore (The drunken ones were better) even the porn fairy wasn't written. But your dog farting ?

I know we both enjoy a good laugh and have the same sense of humour. But really left me scratching my head with that one, I thought I'd misread it at first.

Hugs mate
Cody

Now, if the dog wrote the thread...

That would be ATS worthy.

You are right about the porn fairy!

Will work on that one this week.

Got to go as preparing to globe trot for a couple of days.

Hug and respects

Rod

a reply to: cody599

I just gave you a flag so hopefully there will be a thread on the front page about someone being suprised to see a thread about a dog farting making it to the front page.

I'm like that.

a reply to: nonspecific

LOL

Good to see you around I hope ATS is all you hoped for, dog farts and all.

Cody

I appreciate a break from the deadly serious and pressing issues...

Though issuing certain gases can feel awfully pressing at times.

originally posted by: whyamIhere
Now, if the dog wrote the thread...

That would be ATS worthy.

Pics or didn't happen comes to mind, I don't mind the thread I was just flabbergasted to see it on the front page.
New thread idea ............................... You know it's a slow day on ATS when .....

Cody

originally posted by: Rodinus
You are right about the porn fairy!

Will work on that one this week.

Got to go as preparing to globe trot for a couple of days.

Hug and respects

Rod

a reply to: cody599

Knowing you
You probably will LOL......................Off topic

Stay safe on your travels my friend I know the hours you have to drive, I'll be expecting to see you drunk on Skype as usual

Hugs and best wishes for your safe return

Cody

a reply to: cody599

Cody,
it was a nice distraction from the insane news of the day. Sometimes you have to walk on the silly side for a moment. And with 23 flags, apparently a few folks felt that way. I know I enjoyed the timing.

a reply to: cody599

See there's that "ATS worthy" thing.....sometimes the starkly profound threads are cool. But for most peeps it's the little relevant things in life that are seen as lesser-than yet just as profound.

Not saying dog farts hit that little mark, but ....
every once in a while something is just so off the wall and entertaining you can't resist!

Can't believe Fairy-porn hasn't graced these hallowed halls yet, but then again I'm not dead yet.

....and um...no. Kitty pooping in shoe wouldn't have been 1/2 as entertaining. Cats are notoriously passive aggressive, so it's to be expected. Wife funking up the john???

Bet you'd get mad sympathy for that one!!!





plus I had to reply to Rody cause I actually KNEW A ANSWER!!!
so thrilling!!

a reply to: cody599


LOL Cody!! I know right?! LOL!!
Dog Farts and Boob threads lately.
Loved em both!!
Some slow other worldly news days I guess?! LOL!! Syx.
Now when can we expect the Porn Fairy thread?! HMmmm?!!
You and Rod gonna do a collaberation effort on that?

Just curious is all......

a reply to: SyxPak

Guys I have no problem with the thread

I know the OP and his sense of humour, I appreciate a laugh as much as the rest of you. I even have a thread that is specific to escape the doom and gloom.

I was amazed to see it on the front page, the only reason this thread is rant is because I couldn't find a forum more suited to it.

Cody

a reply to: cody599

I know Bud! I laughed my ass off at the fart thread from Rod! Nice to see some humor here every now and then eh?

Umm, still want a Porn Fairy thread though! LOL!!!

a reply to: cody599

Sounds like everything is going to the dogs.



Smelly dog farts can be a powerful conspiracy though

We need some good doom, it has been a little dry lately.