Virus that 'makes humans more stupid' discovered

originally posted by: Nyiah
My god, this may finally explain the women that flock to the boob tube to watch crap on Lifetime O.O
The men though, IDK. Surely there's a clinical way to tie Bronies to this virus?

Family Guy on the topic

i bet TPTB put this virus in flu shots and all other inoculations to keep the population stupid and easier to control.

originally posted by: Baddogma
I wonder if, conversely, there could be something engineered or already existing that increased intelligence in it's host?

It would seem a good survival strategy... certainly a better strategy than one that makes it's host walk into walls or predators...

Not the best a survival strategy if you consider that the highest birth rate have the most underdeveloped nations.
(with a hint of Idiocracy )
Such virus would make you alive but probably single You have to stay an animal to reproduce.
Wouldn't there be a risk of autism as the side effect?
Good survival strategy in global. Definitely better than ebola.

T4 bacteriophage anyone?!
Look it up and research

a reply to: bidgie

No thanks. It's too scary, hoaxy and doomporny. Too evil to be allowed.

a reply to: TDawgRex


S+F here for You My Friend!
On a more serious note;
I think the crap in our water supply is causing this problem.
Flouride (sp?) is known to dumb us down, causes a sedative like feel to make us more docile, and have our thoughts be on the negative side of life in general...... It was used in the concentration camps to make the prisoners easier to handle. It worked then, and is working now......
Syx.

a reply to: TDawgRex

not just virus"s that can affect the mind, parasites can affect a persons behavour too its frightening to think something small and unseen can have such a dramatic affect

a reply to: SyxPak

how desperate and afraid of the masses must they be that they resort to such dirty tactics to keep us under control, when fluoride was first introduced in to the water supply of the city i live in they "accidently" put 20 times the legal limit of fluoride in our water, people where getting sick, on another note if you drink unfluridated water you are not safe either as the average person absorbs over 1 litre of water trough the skin while showering!

This virus is there allready for a while and it has a name. It's called 'TV'.
a reply to: TDawgRex

To me this is just awful. One of my greatest fears is being unintelligent. Aside from the testing they can do, we would never know if we had it or not. I wonder how it is passed on to other hosts. I feel so much less smart since I've become older.

Also, I wonder if there is a possibility of it being an engineered virus. We always talk about ways that TPTB try to dumb down the population so they can be more controlled and manipulated. This could be another weapon in that arsenal, maybe.

a reply to: TDawgRex What was that?

a reply to: TDawgRex

Oh great, now stupidity can be classified as a "disease" and people can claim disability.

By the way, I wonder if this virus affects the ability to grasp one's native written language.

a reply to: ScientiaFortisDefendit

You can already get a disability check for not being very bright. Many people call it a "stupid check".

originally posted by: ScientiaFortisDefendit
By the way, I wonder if this virus affects the ability to grasp one's native written language.

It makes you watch "Dancing with the Stars" and "Honey Boo Boo". There's also a tendency to enjoy WWE, get really large gauges and join the Marines.

There's a nearly 100% correlation with being a Juggalo and viral infestation.

the taxonomical name is probably liberalinsis Democratorus.

a reply to: sacredvisions

If true about the absorbing water during a shower, that sucks. 'They' probably already know this though, so what to do?
Flouridealert.org is a good site for info. Syx.

I think you'd need to spend a whole day in a shower to absorb a significant amount of water. Do an experiment with a scale before and after a bath. One liter? Come on!

a reply to: TDawgRex

Hmm.. could this be a not-considered effect of the virus modified by the DOD to affect the centers of the brain that regulates extreme religous affections?

I remember seeing the clip on Youtube from the DOD explaining how they were making that virus. Maybe it has been released accidentally?

a reply to: Dimithae

I need to contact some family members and inform them that they need to be tested.

originally posted by: br0ker
a reply to: TDawgRex

Hmm.. could this be a not-considered effect of the virus modified by the DOD to affect the centers of the brain that regulates extreme religous affections?

I remember seeing the clip on Youtube from the DOD explaining how they were making that virus. Maybe it has been released accidentally?

Brain centers that affect religious affections? Ya gotta be joking right? I've never heard of a religious node in the brain.