originally posted by: Aliensun
a reply to: decltype
The only thing you need to do is to ask yourself about who you think you are...kidding. Honestly. Is there something about your life that is a
threat to law and order either locally or nationally? Or on the outside, is there some dastardly evil enemy of yours that would bug your equipment
and have the knowledge, equipment and access to carry it through?
If you have no great secrets, power or plans to thwart the steady progression of the world around you, then the problem lays not outside of you.
eh...read my moronic story. I don't think it is that complicated a thing to get bugged by the nsa. If it can happen to me, heck, it can happen to you
or anybody--even your small children. Read on and prepare to laugh at my stupidity:
My only experience getting eavesdropped upon (i think) was during my middleschool and early highschool years. Being female and talkative, my best
friend at the time and I would have daily phone conversations that lasted literally 5 and up to 8 hours at a time. We were (and are) pretty silly
girls. We used to do harry potter/a series of unfortunate events crossover fanfictions over the phone. Like I would be dumbledore and harry and draco
and she would be ginny and yeah we would say things like "HOLY SH^T VIOLET BAUDELAIRE JUST THREW HERSELF OFF OF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER AGAIN--BUT THIS
TIME SHE HAS A BOMB! AND OH MY GOD OH NO OH NO ALL THE FIRST YEARS THAT WERE BELOW PRACTICING QUIDDITCH ARE FREAKING DEAD!!!"
yeah. hooray for a dark sense of humor. Well anyway, imagine scenes of violence and bloodbaths at hogwarts and stupidity and definitely the use of a
lot of red flag words, oh and we also had a code language: crystal meant we couldn't talk because someone was in the room and solid meant all clear xD
because we were cool like that.
So point is, somewhere along down the line we started hearing strange things on the line. Like echoing. And crackling. And once even breathing. Like
we were on three way when we were not. Then her phone would pick up on phone conversations of one of her neighbors (she lived in an apartment complex)
and that would cut into our conversation. Sometimes we would get totally cut off and have to call back.
Well, this weird stuff went on for a good year or more until we got a bit tinfoil hatty and started to wonder if someone was listening in. And we
would go on and pretend to talk to the government whenever we heard the weird echoing thing. And after a while, it all stopped. Probably when they
realized that they had just wasted hours upon hours of precious time listening in on the most idiotic (and hilarious) phone conversations ever. I bet
someone got fired lol but yeah. This is obviously before the whole nsa 'revelations' but it just seemed pretty obvious that the gov't would do
something like that since it was after 9/11 and all. I feel kinda bad for wasting the nsa's time, actually. But i hope at least they enjoyed our
stupid story!
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forgot to mention this happened not only on her apartment phone but also on her phone when she went to her dad's house. I was on the same phone all of
the time (this is before I had a cell phone. I think i was around age 12 or 13 at the time) and I live in a house. So, yeah it was a pretty novel
experience. Fun times
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omg and i just remembered. one time we had this story line that involved terrorists. Voldemort and Count Olaf had joined Osama bin Laden and his merry
band of terrorists to form E.V.I.L (lol yes: every villain is lemons) and were hell-bent on killing harry potter and the baudelaire orphans. They
actually took over hogwarts for a while, and kidnapped Ron and the Quagmire triplets and then beheaded Ron on video because dumbledor didn't meet
their demands--and then they murdered the Quagmire triplets as well for good measure. the video was beamed via magic to appear in The Great Hall over
breakfast (thus scarring the hogwarts students) lol ohhh now it all makes sense why the nsa would want to listen in
sigh. i think i just won the i was the stupidest pre-teen ever in the history of ever award
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sigh.
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edit on 20-10-2014 by rukia because: oh my god i can't believe i actually did this when i was little >_< wow so embarassing