Not quite insane but close.

Hello ATSians,

I have visited this website several times.

Not sure what to make of it but I decided to join.

I don't want to offend anyone but honestly some of the people who post need help.



Most of what I've read on this website is very interesting. Some of it is funny, some of it frightens me but I'm always entertained.

Thanks for the information.

Hope to chat with you in the future.

P.S. -

I should share my interests which are are govt. conspiracies, aliens / ufos, supernatural, .....just about anything strange. I don't question religion.

a reply to: notquiteinsane

I don't want to offend anyone but honestly some of the people who post need help.

Wait till college basketball season starts. You ain't seen nothin yet.

a reply to: notquiteinsane

Welcome. Glad we could entrainyou..i mean entertain you.

The members seem a bit sensitive.

Maybe I should have lied.

a reply to: notquiteinsane

Never lie.

It's bad for indigestion.

a reply to: notquiteinsane

Welcome notquiteinsane

It's great to have you with us!

Now just pull up a cyber-chair...
...and sit a spell and we'll go through a few things that could be helpful to know.

First of all, as ATS is a big community and there are lots of forums, you might like to check out the Forums page and see what catches your eye. It will also give you some idea on where to put a new thread if you want to start one after you have your first 20 posts. (Oh, and regarding our 20-post rule, perhaps I should just add that besides giving new members a chance to settle in, it also helps in picking up the obvious spammers before they can wreak too much havoc.)

Because there are so many threads already, it's not a bad idea to do a search here before you eventually post yours. Okay, you won't always find an exact match, but it's helpful to check. You can also use it if you just want to find threads on a certain topic.

Here's some of the threads that are worth a visit early on:

Terms & Conditions Of Use (Important stuff!)
The ATS Freshmans Forum
and...
Starting a New Thread ?... Look Here First

If you need help with anything, feel free to send a message to any of the staff. Just mouse over the “member” tag under any staff member's avatar, then click “send message”.

Also, if you see a post that you think is a problem under the T&Cs, then mouse over the poster's "member" tag like before, but this time click “ALERT!” and perhaps write a few words about why you've alerted it. The alert goes straight to staff (with a link to the post) and we'll look into it as soon as we can.

By the way, if you get “flags” on your thread, this is actually a positive thing! So don't worry if your thread gets “flagged”. The more flags, the better!

Anyway, have a good time and see you around the forums!

originally posted by: notquiteinsane
Hello ATSians,



I should share my interests ....just about anything strange.

Raised hand

I'm strange



Welcome to ATS.


Oh and a public service food advisory

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some of the people who post need help. where can i find some i need help badly with the housework

Hello and Welcome!

originally posted by: Night Star
Hello and Welcome!

Hi. Thank you.

a reply to: notquiteinsane

You're going to fit right in, there's lots of strange to be found here!

Welcome to the ATS family

a reply to: Jennyfrenzy

Thanks.

Luv ur avatar.

welcome, for sure. looking forward to your sane posts.
btw, where can I get that help, this time? And ideas? It's def eluded me thus far….

a reply to: notquiteinsane

Hello, notquiteinsane, and welcome to ATS!

For now you can reply to any thread in any member forum you wish, as well as send and receive (PM's) Private Messages to Staff only. Once you have achieved 20 posts, you will then be able to start your own threads and additionally send and receive messages to and from fellow ATS members.

Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the plethora of information provided below:

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Index of Important ATS Related Threads

General ATS Discussion Etiquette

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Complaints and How to Contact ATS Staff

Starting a New Thread ?... Look Here First

Hey new members!! Come here if you need advice


Feel free to ask any questions you may have. In the meantime, kick your feet up, have a look around, and enjoy your stay.


BoneZ,
ATS Member and Forum Moderator

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Thanks.

If you need a little help reaching insanity, we can possibly help you with that.

Nice to meet you, welcome to the site.

a reply to: notquiteinsane


If you're not quite insane, just hang around ATS for a while. You'll be there in no time.

Seeya around the boards.

a reply to: notquiteinsane

Welcome. Enjoy the ride.

Almost insane?? Pffffttt Close only counts in horseshoes, got to have hurled yourself into the void to do well here. ;-) Just kidding, welcome. Have fun it is warm inside.

Hello and welcome