Mysterious Youtube channel claims to be the official one of God/Jesus.

a reply to: thesmokingman

the Bible also says that Jesus will return as he left....

he left in a 'cloud'... his return will also be in a 'cloud'...

that's where cloud computing comes in , the returning Jesus will be seen by the whole world at the same time~ that has never been possible in physics before the computer cloud and signals to dozens of different mobile devices

Hilarious
Book marked for later.
Thanks

The kids video opening statement says that it is made to learn them to love their father, it will only take a few minutes XD

The video is 38 minutes long! XD That's as far as I got, didn't bother to watch the rest (of any of the videos). Quite obviously a load of balony, why? I dunno and don't really care.

there are probably lots of people that think they have channeled Jesus, that is not surprising but it might be someone else they are channeling, it can be dangerous to channel
use caution

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

King Solomon: "you anoint my head with oil;"

BuzzyWigs: This is the only thing that calms me.

Utnapsjtim: Then I suggest you go buy some olive oil and grease up your hair if that's what it takes to calm you down, and at the same time go viral on youtube with "the annointment bucket challenge". Alternately, you could go for the more hardcore solution; ashes in the hair, sackcloth, a torch and a Torahcrystal (vital).

However, since we live in the future, you can also simply turn the video off. There are plenty other things to worry about out there than practical jokes and hitting Christian soft spots. Just saying.

Irony and sarcasm may be difficult to understand, but if you don't, you should try to figure it out. You could start by a simple acid test; if you understand anything over at The Onion that's a good place to start

a reply to: Utnapisjtim

Irony and sarcasm may be difficult to understand

Oh, I understand irony and sarcasm perfectly well, thank you very much.

Are you saying that the video is meant as a joke?

originally posted by: TheMainEvent
The only way to be spared from ragnarok is to accept the "Mark of God" on either your head or right hand (Guess god doesn't like southpaws)

I thought the bible said that the mark on the hand or forehead was the mark of the devil?
Sounds like this guy is putting everything backwards on purpose.

a reply to: FlyersFan

Apparently, it is a satire video. That's what I'm gathering.

Btw, I like your new avy!

a reply to: St Udio
there is definately something afoot with the clouds

The expression cloud is commonly used in science to describe a large agglomeration of objects that visually appear from a distance as a cloud and describes any set of things whose details are not inspected further in a given context.

This Chaotic New Cloud Could Be The Coolest Thing Since Cumulus www.popsci.com...[/exnew]

www.zmescience.com...

Geneva, 16 May 2014 - In a paper published in the journal Science today, CERN's* CLOUD** experiment has shown that biogenic vapours emitted by trees and oxidised in the atmosphere have a significant impact on the formation of clouds, thus helping to cool the planet. These biogenic aerosols are what give forests seen from afar their characteristic blue haze.

Generally, East Coast distribution poles are southern pine, while wood transmission poles are made from Douglas-fir or cedar. In the West, both distribution and transmission poles are typically Douglas-fir or cedar.www.elp.com...

a reply to: TheMainEvent

Thats creepy.

Its also offensive to people of Celtic ancestry. That´s 2 Celtic symbols in one.

Flyers, my thoughts exactly.

I can only imagine the type of person who runs that channel.

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: Utnapisjtim

Irony and sarcasm may be difficult to understand

Oh, I understand irony and sarcasm perfectly well, thank you very much.

Are you saying that the video is meant as a joke?

Like I have said a few times, I haven't seen the crap, it smells more of nitrous oxide than sulphur, that's all.

they didn't *channel* Jesus. They *Found* Jesus. The 2 channels are claiming to be the 2 *Witnesses* All the info you need is in the A113 video because there is a man with a really bad English accent claiming to be Jesus, With one of the *Witnesses* Introducing him.

Jesus then proceeds to tell us about the number saying its bigger then the A113 art institute classroom inside joke and has to do with a bunch of random claims he makes. It then proceeds to get worse. Watch the whole thing.

As you can see, on dis photo. Dar are 3 peepo and dar are pointing. To thad code. with dar fingers. da position of Dos fingers make a triangle.Which means day are Showing a secret. Dos who know, You know. Dos are well informed know what i'm talking about. On dis picture dare are showing a secret. And right next to that show of secret, Is Dat code. It means dat dare is something moar behind dis you know. For public, the code is placed in dos movies because of dis code on dis door, of the of the california institute of arts. But for dos who are. You know, in the game. day know that, This is something much deeper. You know because in simpsons or another cartoons or movies.(Where plain zigns?) ??????????? 4, 9,11 gibberish were placed there by the illuminati, and day are right.

Sorry i can't quote anymore
Hahahahha

Yeah I watched the videos.

1) Echos aren't cool anymore

2) Hypnotizing black and white circles drive me up the wall.

3) Children laughing to pictures of sweets and Alice and wonderland creeps me out.

I wonder what kind of sick freak put this together.

a reply to: TheMainEvent

God is great, beer is good...and people are crazy..

originally posted by: MrConspiracy
Yeah I watched the videos.

1) Echos aren't cool anymore

2) Hypnotizing black and white circles drive me up the wall.

3) Children laughing to pictures of sweets and Alice and wonderland creeps me out.

I wonder what kind of sick freak put this together.

Alice IN wonderland. Late night posts aren't a great idea.

a reply to: guitarplayer

lmfao i love how you talk like its fact

a reply to: TheMainEvent
Jesus would have used less delay.

I'm pretty sure it's a joke by some bored conspiracy forum members.
Reminds of the thread on here I saw a year or two ago, about a semi-encrtpted conspiracy site, Debbiewins .com or something. This is a like a YouTube channel version of that.
Batpoop crazy but probably people just yanking folks chains


www.abovetopsecret.com...

Whoever is creating these videos needs to work on their spelling and grammar (just watched the children's one; the end anyway).

How can anyone think there is anything more to these videos when the person who is creating them is obviously under educated with a rather dull - predictable - imagination?

Remember 'God is 666'

a reply to: nenothtu

Thanks for the information. I didn't watch the videos and won't, I suppose you know he is Czech by his accent? Anyway, can you point me to the other "antichrist" you debunked this year? Is it in another thread in ATS?