Whats your favorite quotes?

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" I see " said the blind man to his daughter who was deaf !!

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Seen on a road leading up to a motorway ....


Better to be Mr. Late

Then to be the late Mr.

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or "I see said the blind man" while peeing into the wind "It's all coming back to me"

I don't remember where it was said but I adopted it..... "Like a sunburnt dick, ya cant beat it!"

when you set down at the poker table and you can't spot the chump....it's you!

Amarillo Slim

One of my favs is in my signature...


But here are a few others that sing to me:


"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." ~ Mark Twain

"If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it." ~ Mark Twain

"A successful man is one who can build a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him." ~ David Brinkley

"Politics is the entertainment division of the military industrial complex." ~ Frank Zappa

“War does not determine who is right only who is left.” heard it on a movie.

"Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that! I'm always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens. You're my son and you're my blood. You're the best thing in my life. But until you start believing in yourself, ya ain't gonna have a life."
-Rocky Balboa

88.2% of all statistics are made up on the spot - Vic Reeves

“I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

He who goes to sleep with itchy butt........ wakes up with smelly fingers!
~that guy.....