Americans start moving into Canada. US is CURSED

I am not sure that god or karma look down on us and see our imaginary borders.

America is rotting from the inside out. We'll all be Detroit pretty soon.

So long as you guys don't mind:

- losing half of your paycheque to the taxman

- paying 15% sales tax at the cash register

- like the feel of plastic monopoly money in your hands and eighteen pounds of loonies/toonies in your change pocket

- paying double (or triple) the price for food, electricity, heating, cable, phone, fuel, alcohol, cigarettes

- enjoy -35 degree celcius winters for 7 months out of the year

- enjoy shovelling your driveway and sidewalks 467 times between October and April

- lovingly embrace atheists, hippy pot smokers, and gay marriage

- happily embrace liberal and progressive political ideologies

- willing to apologize 20 times a day to everyone you pass by in the supermarket

- drink Tim Horton's coffee by the gallon

- eat, sleep, and breath hockey all year round

- know how to wrestle a moose to the ground in 2.4 seconds using only your legs

- own a minimum of at least 15 different flannel plaid shirts

- know how to repair a snowmobile in a white-out blizzard in the middle of nowhere

- spell the words colour, neighbour, paycheque, and flavour properly

- capable de parler le français quand nécessaire


... Then you're more than welcome to move here and chew on some whale blubber with us !

Hell, you're even allowed to paint your igloo whatever colour you want because we believe in freedom of expression in the Great White North.

God save the queen !





Oh, and you need to know what one of these are too:

Steamroller ay

a reply to: aboutface

Viva La Canada!

Canada has round bacon and they say, Eh" and "aboot".

Plus they have bears there that will EAT YOUR FACE CLEAN OFF.
(no lie, I saw it on the internet)

CAN I have your guns?
Canada is getting,,,touchy about them and I know how to put them to use.

Well, for one Canada did have Martial Law (War Measures Act) enacted THREE times in the past:


the First World War,
the Second World War, and
the 1970 October Crisis. (tons of vids on this topic under youtube search keywords 'War Measures Act'

and close to it again a few times, namely by Law Bill 79 in 2012. More info here:



www.cbc.ca...

I don't even want to get started on the various arguments for and against Canada's 'open door' immigration policy, but I will add these tidbits of hilarity:






so, please.....stay home!

This is actually Canadians turning into American.

Half of those list including watching hockey isn't necessary to be Canadian.

They just need to adapt to winter lifestyle and follow Canadian policy. Not everyone owns a snowmobile.