Even though he was from Texas, Ollie Joe Prater's(en.wikipedia.org...) comedy tapes were sold at local truck stops here
where I live, and he was one funny dude that I think would represent my area pretty good. He said that his religious dad told him that if he cut his
hair and got a job, that he would buy him a new car. Ollie said: "But Jesus had long hair". His dad said: "Yeah....And if you read that book a
little further, you would know that he walked everywhere he went". lol