ALS challenge is a satanic ritual.

a reply to: Hiasyouwant

This kind of religious zealotry is dangerous, you need to take a look at your self and your reasons for believing everything is Satan related surly you must see that the complexitys far outweigh the existence of some ancient duality character. After all we are on a spinning floating rock in outer space. You need some context bad and I hope you get help before a breakdown kindest regards

originally posted by: Hiasyouwant
The masons here are acting like this is a big joke, what are they afraid of? Why haven't they told us the details of cleansing rituals? do you see their tactics?

First, let me start by saying, 'Hail Satan!'.

To be completely honest with you we trying not to let anyone know about our Cleansing Ritual (it is not plural, there is only one). The fact that you have actually determined that we have one demonstrates that you are 'awake' and as such, I am compelled to give you the details.

When our Lord Satan chose to leave Heaven because of a callous God's decision to love the talking monkeys more than his first-created, Satan, in his infinite Wisdom, determined to have his revenge upon this unloving God.

His plan, so meticulously calculated, was to one day, DEPOPULATE the planet of the scourge called Man. His very own 'Cleansing Ritual'. One which would wipe the disgusting and vile talking monkeys from this world forever!

This he carefully did by first creating the Illuminati to act as overseers of vile humanity. Then he created the Masons to be the Illuminati's minions. He then created Al Gore who, in turn, created the internet. Now his mighty plan was ready to be unleashed!

By having the Illuminati instruct the Masons (who control Hollywood) to compel celebrities to participate in the Ice Bucket Challenge and broadcast their foolishness via Youtube, the Cleansing Ritual will be brought to its hideous fruition. You may be asking, how, oh great and wise minion of Satan? I shall tell you.

How does man reproduce? Well, if I need to explain this in detail, my dear Hiasyouwant, we have bigger problems. To prevent man's filthy mating practice a large, ice-cold bucket of water is dumped upon him. As that freezing water reaches his nethermost regions (or as it is scientifically referred to, his 'junk') it suddenly shrinks, causing him to get an 'innie'.

Now I ask you, oh wise and perceptive Hiasyouwant, can Man make boom-boom with an innie? No. NO! No boom-boom for you!

Satan the Wise! Satan the Great! His Plan cannot be stopped! Ai! Ai! Satan! Cthulhu! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! The flutes! Ai! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods! Lucifer! Asmodeus!


Edit to add: I need to cut down on my morning coffee. Ai! Ai! Decaf!

Yes! Satanic!
Ice is EVIL! Buckets are EVIL! Cleansing yourself is SUPER EVIL!


There is no place for cleanliness in a moral and civilized society!
Besides, isn´t it obvious what the 'S' on Superman's chest ACTUALLY stands for?
That's right, SATAN!
Subliminals EVERYWHERE!
Just yesterday i saw an ad for a roof tile company, disgusting!
You don't fool me, masons!

originally posted by: Hiasyouwant
The masons here are acting like this is a big joke, what are they afraid of? Why haven't they told us the details of cleansing rituals? do you see their tactics?

BWahahahaha! you had me going there. I thought for a minute you were serious! I was like....What a loon!!! I know right?

Dude, you have an amazing sense of humor.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I had to flag this thread for the entertainment level. You and Network Dude are letting it all hang out, and the inner secrets have become the outer wisdom. Cleanse another and you shall be cleansed. Did you guys notice the vid of SatanMan and Amy Adams? Amy Adams has red hair, so she is especially valuable in spreading this godforsaken ice bucket message (p.s. I took the Armadillo-bucket challenge this morning, and feel like a new man already. This cleansing stuff really works! Thanks for the thread, OP!)

For anyone who believes these shills, that evil does not exist, I feel for you. You're more deceived than even the masses by engaging in some self important, self worshiping, I'm-so-illuminated-because-i-joined-a-cult garbage that the masons are. Or maybe you're right, evil doesn't exist according to you all? HAHAHA, what a joke. Sorry, anytime you go against god you are paying with your soul. To say and pretend evil does not exist is all the proof I need. So go on, pretend the Illuminati and evil does not exist, it's your soul that's going to be damned by blaspheming god. Not mine. There is no masonic heaven for you, your heaven is clearly with satan, the funny part is you don't even know it. have a good day.

unfortunately the bucket of ice is only one of the tools for the ritual
in order for it to be done properly one must wear a wet tee shirt and be twerking while your brain is frozen!

on a more serious note
some christians might actually have a problem with this
www.patrickkphillips.com...

a reply to: Hiasyouwant

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

one second... my sides hurt

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAALOLOLOL

Ermagerd... too much funny for one thread. Oh, man... I've seen some doozies.... ALS challenge.

BWAAAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLLMFAOOOOO

O, dude. thank you for the abdomen splitting deep belly laugh i just had. Sincerely. Top LOL.


EDTA

propose a motion to move this to the LOL forum. This is quality.

a reply to: Hiasyouwant

Oh snap, you were serious? Um.........yea.

It's a damn shame you have so much energy to proclaim how wrong we as masons are, yet you cannot bother yourself to do the ten minutes of real research and find out what masonry actually is. It's OK, we will get along just fine no matter how much ignorance you display openly, but there are lots of people who did those ten minutes and they think you are a bit loony.

Why not live your live as Jesus Christ did? Being kind to others and trying to be as helpful as you can, all while not JUDGING others for what they think or believe. I know, it's much more fun to be a judgmental tool. Good luck with all that.

If I've said it once, i have said it over 9000 times... Self righteous, over zealous christians would be better off trying to act like their proffit instead of judging everyone else.

Jesus was here to teach us how to love one another, in harmony and brotherly love. Christians seem to consistantly stray from that message of acceptance to more dangerous idealogies that aren't even based on the christian faith.

Only One can judge us... eh? I give up.

a reply to: AnonyMason

Well put. if Jesus was walking around now, giving bits of wisdom to everyone he met (and don't forget the touch-of-his-robe thing) he'd take the ice bucket challenge. Or at least be challenged to take it (After my Armadillo challenge I challenged Pope Francis, that Lama guy, and Anne Hathaway).

a reply to: Hiasyouwant

Did a mason once kick your puppy once? And I still don't understand your point about the ice bucket challenge being satanic.

originally posted by: AngryCymraeg
Did a mason once kick your puppy once?

Yes.

a reply to: Hiasyouwant
The reason behind this is to get support and funding for research that supports women murdering their own children.

originally posted by: Unity_99

RITUAL DECODED: Ice Bucket Challenge - Katy Perry - Dark Horse Satanic Music Video

One of the best video's on this ritual I've seen.

This a baptism ritual to AeoLuS, the greek god associated with Sumar and Biblical, Vedic winds of war, nuclear war.

Isis is Mother/Equality/Sophia and Mother Earth even. Symbolized by countries in the Northern Hemisphere and Australia/New Zealand.

So, meditating holding Love/Peace and seeking protection from all nuclear events for this planet and from all dark spells and rituals and all weapons the elite would use against us and mother earth, and against The Equality, is one way to spring this trap.

a reply to: Hiasyouwant

the 'ice bucket' challenge (willingly pouring it over yourself)

21"You know, for you were born then, And the number of your days is great!
22"Have you entered the storehouses of the snow, Or have you seen the storehouses of the hail,
23Which I have reserved for the time of distress, For the day of war and battle?…

^^
15The LORD, the God of their fathers, sent word to them again and again by His messengers,
because He had compassion on His people and on His dwelling place;
16but they continually mocked the messengers of God, despised His words and scoffed at His prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against His people, until there was no remedy.
17Therefore He brought up against them the king of the Chaldeans who slew their young men with the sword in the house of their sanctuary, and had no compassion on young man or virgin, old man or infirm; He gave them all into his hand.…

the 'ice bucket' challenge (willingly pouring it over yourself)
the 'ice bucket' challenge (willingly pouring it over yourself)
the 'ice bucket' challenge (willingly pouring it over yourself)


7Rest in the LORD and wait patiently for Him; Do not fret because of him who prospers in his way, Because of the man who carries out wicked schemes.

9Let the brother of *low degree* rejoice in that he is exalted:
10But the rich, in that he is made low: because as the flower of the grass he shall pass away.
11For the sun is no sooner risen with a burning heat, but it withereth the grass, and the flower thereof falleth, and the grace of the fashion of it perisheth: so also shall the rich man fade away in his ways.
12Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

A 69 three mornings in a row.

Don't think I got the maths right there but I'll go with that answer.

I know it's been years, but its math not maths. Unless you say maths, in which case it is appropriate. And if this is the case, you never saw this post. I mean it is years from now.

I have no idea any more Oo

originally posted by: Kali74
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd rather twerk if it's okay with you puppetmaster...

Twerk it sweetheart. Videos or satan will be angry

2 years later, what words say.. lol

I think I need to have a sammich...

originally posted by: savemebarry
Twerk it sweetheart. Videos or satan will be angry

I only twerk for DBCowboy.

Mostly because he is holding the whip and knows the safe word.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

"knows the safe word" Which he usually ignores