ALS challenge is a satanic ritual.

Welcome to the 21th century, no satan, no santa clause, no easter bunny, I am so sorry I have to be the one to tell you that. But if you read a little bit on that matter, you'll find out satanism mostly stands for self dependence. So the question you should ask yourself is: Who am I to subordinate my free will to fiction, instead of celebrating the opportunity to think for myself? If you want to be a slave, find someone who is into the same stuff as you are and PARTY!

What would be this then:


Seems more appropriate that satanists would use goat blood or something of the sort. Maybe it's just me. . .

a reply to: Hiasyouwant

Wake up, don't be deceived by evil. God help us all.

Evil ?
The ALS challenge has raised over $100 million for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis research ... yeah Evil.
How Much Money Has ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Raised?

I would say the shenanigans that have been going in the Catholic church have more to do with Evil than the ALS challenge , who's deceiving who ?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Kali74
Calling it a satanic ritual is absurd.
It's called a fad.

Like twerking?

Damn, we put so much effort into the launching of both. I think we need to fire our Masonic-Satanic (redundant) marketing department.

Now twerking I can say is more realistic to call satanic if you're a religious zealot or a paranoid that believes in the Illuminati. But can I say as someone who has twerked, I don't believe in Satan... you think that will make a difference or am I just a puppet of the NWO/Illuminati/Free Masons/Lucifer?

LMAO

originally posted by: Kali74
Now twerking I can say is more realistic to call satanic if you're a religious zealot or a paranoid that believes in the Illuminati. But can I say as someone who has twerked, I don't believe in Satan... you think that will make a difference or am I just a puppet of the NWO/Illuminati/Free Masons/Lucifer?

Satan is going to be pissed to find out that we, erm, I mean you do not believe in him.

Oh, and everyone is our puppets. Now, pardon me while I go retask an Illuminati mind control satellite and make sure you ice bucket yourself.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd rather twerk if it's okay with you puppetmaster...

originally posted by: Kali74
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd rather twerk if it's okay with you puppetmaster...

......and we're back to AugustusMasonicus' wet t-shirt thing again, damn you Satan!!










quietly exists the thread for an actual bucket of cold water

originally posted by: Kali74
I'd rather twerk if it's okay with you puppetmaster...

Normally we do not give you a choice but since I have not had a chance to oppresses the 99% today my malevolence content is low and you caught me in a weak moment.

Twerk away.

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
......and we're back to AugustusMasonicus' wet t-shirt thing again, damn you Satan!!

I just placed a requisition order for 5,000,000 of those cheap Chinese made t-shirts with the low thread count. A spray bottle would get the job done, never mind a bucket.

3 stars and 5 flags for the OP.

I'm getting the fear. He...is not alone.

originally posted by: AnteBellum
Seems more appropriate that satanists would use goat blood or something of the sort. Maybe it's just me. . .

We do, on occasion, take requests.

a reply to: Hiasyouwant

Hey, wait moment!

This guy may be on to something.

Have you not noticed the sun comes up from the same direction ever morning since they started this ice bucket thing.

I would say, if the two really are connected, that this ritual has already shown its effectiveness.

I've done the Hooley Plunge just to be able to say I have. That's where you jump in a lake for St. Patricks day.

www.hooleyplunge.com...

Not only is this much more fun than the challenge you find an issue with, those of us that don't give money are given money for the cause to jump in a lake.

a reply to: Hiasyouwant
The only conspiracy or "satanism" I find in any of this is, that all of these big charities are thieves and liars, scamming the American public out of their money. Even those considered "legitimate" are still a scam, because the lions share of money donated goes to "administrative costs". There's no philanthropy involved in charities. Nevertheless, in keeping with the theme of the thread. The Masons told me to post this...

originally posted by: Klassified
The Masons told me to post this...

Very good. You have demonstrated your loyalty.

Now go pick up our dry cleaning and continue your conditioning.

a reply to: Hiasyouwant

Wake up, don't be deceived by evil. God help us all.

Aaaaaaaand troll thread!

a reply to: Hiasyouwant


Your title is misleading. It's just supposition as far as I can tell, as you've not provided anything other than conjecture.

Do I think the ice bucket challenge is stupid? Yes...especially the ones that don't donate a single red cent to the cause. Personally I keep all of my charitable donations close to the heart and as far away from any sort of self gratification. The purpose of charity is to be charitable, not to grandstand and promote one's self.

originally posted by: Peeple
Welcome to the 21th century, no satan, no santa clause, no easter bunny, I am so sorry I have to be the one to tell you that. But if you read a little bit on that matter, you'll find out satanism mostly stands for self dependence. So the question you should ask yourself is: Who am I to subordinate my free will to fiction, instead of celebrating the opportunity to think for myself? If you want to be a slave, find someone who is into the same stuff as you are and PARTY!

So.......is there a God?

So I guess they're secretly being baptized in the name of Satan...
Secretly the person is praying to Satan as they pour the water on the person...
The water symbolizes cleansing...
But I guess it is cleansing all goodness for evil...
The Ice/Coldness probably stands for cold-heartedness and evil...

Or, it could just be a popularity stunt just like all other "challenge" videos.

You're missing the point. it's not the deed of pouring water that's satanic, it's the symbolism, it's the cleansing ritual that gives meaning to it. It's mind control. Dousing yourself with water, cleansing yourself and yes actually choosing to partake in said ritual. If you don't understand what a ritual is, look it up.

You folks really don't have a clue if you haven't already realized this world is run by satan worshippers and it's literally everywhere. Oh maybe your right, bill gates and mark zuckerberg care soooo much They just had to partake along with nearly EVERY celebrity because they all care sooo much.

Too bad it's not about the disease, it's not about donating money. It's about the ritual. Let's all go partake in a mass cleansing ritual in preparation for god knows what. A huge blood sacrifice? Time will tell won't it.

Oh no, i forgot, these evil people care about us ! Even blatant satan worshipper lady gaga woke up and suddenly cares !

www.youtube.com...

And if that doesn't disturb you and tell you something is wrong about all of this, not sure what will.