How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

How many online forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb”…another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”.

15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant’s ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their “acceptable use policy”.

109 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb group

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and lightbulb group about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this group.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s.

3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”.

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the “Me too’s” to say “Me three”.

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a “FAQ”.

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

143 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again….

a reply to: HomerinNC
At least they're a well-behaved bunch, needing no intervention from the moderators.

a reply to: HomerinNC

So, are we talking about light bulbs now, or what?

I got my links ready and all.

a reply to: HomerinNC

Pics or it didn't happen

Lol! Got a good laugh from this, especially the part about the grammar and spelling police.

Yes and a 2 page argument on how light bulbs might be a different concept to light globes. And does this include LED lights and flourescant tubes? Why are you changing the globe anyway? Lights that don't work use less power and are better for the environment. Therefore you sir are a fascist. Which brand? Were they made in China? If they were you are a commie traitor. If they weren't you are a racist.

a reply to: HomerinNC

LOL Good One Homer!!! May I add some?

6 people saying there is already a Thread about this.
11 saying they can't find the search button to look for other threads.

Just Sayin.....LOL!!!!

EDIT: Rut Roh! Raggy!!!
What group do I fall into by picking apart your Thread?!
Is that another group to add !? LOL!!!

Just messin' with Ya Homer Bud!!!! LMAO!!!!

a reply to: SyxPak

Love ya bro
oh, YOU HAVE BEEN CHALLENGED!!!
www.youtube.com...

I forgot to add. Light bulbs are proof of intelligent design. Have you ever seen a fossil light globe or a missing link light globe? No I thought so. So how did light globes evolve form monkeys? Or vice versa. They were created by God thats why.
Great thread.
cheers

a reply to: grumpy64

THey were created by ALIENS!!!

a reply to: HomerinNC

That's what they want us to think. The Illuminati.

a reply to: HomerinNC

Homer, just watched the video at YT. I commented there.
So my 24 hours starts around 7:10 P.M. or so.
Good Lord ya Maniac! Yee Hawww but I can already feel the cold ass water!!! LOL!!!!

Obama will tell you that's not your lightbulb...

a reply to: grumpy64

Yes they are a sneaky ass bunch aren't they?! So Sly and Slick!

a reply to: HomerinNC

Homer, What did the two Tampons say to Each Other?

EDIT: I couldn't wait.
Answer: Nothing, they were Both Stuck Up Bitches!

It's strange, I wasn't aware that online conspiracy forum members could actually change anything important. We talk a lot but it rarely changes anything. If we did manage to change the light bulb, the ones running things would cut off the power.

a reply to: rickymouse

Look, that's just a strawman reply, quit being a shill for the light bulb companies!

a reply to: HomerinNC

You forgot a couple

42 to claim that they were the first to write a thread on lightbulbs.

3 wisecracking Edisons to claim that they were the ones that invented the light-bulbs, and that Thomas Edison looks very similar to a person living in the current (he must be a vampire).

2 to claim that the fossil lightbulbs were already found...on mars and the moon.

1 to claim that the light bulb mentioned in any evidence is just a rock, shaped like a light bulb.

And,

1 person to shut down the thread, because everyone was talking about other things except for how to change a lightbulb.

Not correcting your list, just appending onto it.
-foss

If it had been a Nikola Tesla lightbulb it wouldn't need changing.

Or an electrical outlet.

originally posted by: rickymouse
It's strange, I wasn't aware that online conspiracy forum members could actually change anything important. We talk a lot but it rarely changes anything.

If we did manage to change the light bulb, the ones running things would cut off the power.

In fact there would be an immediate conspiracy theory that the light-bulb had never been changed.
It was still the same light-bulb, under a different name.

a reply to: DISRAELI

See you cant prove that, so your argument is false and baseless
Prove to me it wasnt changed! Show your sources!