The Wife Zone Chart

a reply to: igloo

Not necessarily 'no go zone'. More like, hit it and quit it zone.

a reply to: thirdcoast
Like a scooter. Fun to ride but don't let your friends see you on it

originally posted by: skunkape23
I have bullet holes in my wall. I have a huge inverted cross and all sorts of gibberish painted on my wall. There are blood stains on my floor because crazy gal busted glass and walked through it.
I still love her.
Crazy is more fun than boring.

It sounds like you need this flag!



give others fair warning and all....lol

i asked my wife if there was a similar chart for men, made a joke about how you could swap in "dumb" for "crazy". she said, "women don't need a chart, we don't rate other human beings like they were racehorses or cars."

she's a 2/8, btw, but if she asks, i didn't say so.

originally posted by: ATODASO
i asked my wife if there was a similar chart for men, made a joke about how you could swap in "dumb" for "crazy". she said, "women don't need a chart, we don't rate other human beings like they were racehorses or cars."

she's a 2/8, btw, but if she asks, i didn't say so.

2 on the craziness scale, and 8 on hot scale??

Bruh.... you got a tranny.

a reply to: thirdcoast



lol

jk, but for reals, i lucked out. especially since i am a solid 7 on the dumb scale, and maybe pushing a 6 for hotness. must be my footrubbing technique.

a reply to: ATODASO

well it appears you've the one. (unicorn?)

Good for you, man. I like to know some people are actually happy with their, lives, wives.