Secret Handshakes?!

Under the link to the introductions forum, secret handshakes are mentioned. Having been here for almost a year, it surprises me that nobody mentioned this to me before. What are the secret handshakes? Why are they so secret? Is this a free-masonic conspiracy among the mods to keep us from entering their secret NWO forum and finding out about their plans for world domination?!

Love it...you fit into a Conspiracy Discussion Board quite well...

...by the way...have always loved ya member name...everytime I see it I hear that pub song "Driiiiiiiink yourself more bliiiiiiiiiss...Forget about the last one get, yaself another!!!"



Peace,
ALIEN

Why thanyou very kindly alien, most people just call me a drunkard because of my screen name, I'm glad you have a more enlightened attitude to binge drinking