What Are some of Your Favorite Tv Series Quotes?

Doctor Who (Tom Baker) defining the First Law of Crisis as "Only panic about one thing at a time".

"The first ten million years were the worst, the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn't enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."
Marvin the paranoid android after being left in a parking lot for 500 million years.

"Depth at 5000ft!"

"Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!"

"How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?"

"Well, it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one."

-Futurama

Big Bang Theory....Sheldon Cooper.

Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I'm stupid!

Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Mine come from The Big Bang Theory:

"Bazinga!"
"Oh What fresh hell is this?"
"Our babies will be smart and beautiful!"
"Gravity... Thou art a heartless bitch."
"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested!"

The #1 byte ever. "He's dead Jim":



That was just the funniest one.

Everybody lies - House

a reply to: Rainbowresidue

"SILENCE WILL FALL!"

Various agents of The Silence in Doctor Who. It is simply such a chilling phrase, and all the more concerning for a metalhead like myself, since silence is merely the absence of metal. Sends shivers down my spine that one.
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"I AM ruggedly handsome aren't I ?"

Nathan Fillion as Richard Castle, in Castle.
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...Louis, this is not my Batman glass!"

Peter Griffin in Family Guy.

originally posted by: TheProphetMark
Everybody lies - House

See? You're just not trying:



That or, "IT'S NOT LUPUS!"

a reply to: ketsuko

"Look, try and use your intelligence, man, even if you are a politician." Doctor Who

"If I'm in a buttload of pain, I need a buttload of pills." Dr. Gregory House.

"This isn't just about sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves... Oh my God, you're sleeping with me." Dr. Gregory House

Oh, House was such a magnificent bastard. I watched that show just for him.

All of this discussion of TV when there is far more ..."interesting" things going on.
That said, "You know what really grinds my gears"? - P Griffin, Family Guy, Prophet, Humanitarian, Destroyer of giant chickens.

The Wu sequence from Deadwood between Al and Wu...classic.

Breaking Bad... I dont think TV has ever been better than "I'm the one who knocks" and "tread lightly" segments.

"Throwim in the car and keep the fruit flies off him Fatso"- Kojak

"Spirituality is for those seeking understanding. Religion is for those seeking reward." - Alcatraz

"I know. It's really unfair to be this charming, isn't it? I'm like a bioterrorist of love." - Californication

Larry: I'm Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.

Nick Andopolis: Look, these teachers...these teachers want us to work, you know? And I say fine...I'll work. But you gotta let me do the kind of work that I wanna do. And for me, Lindsay, it's my- it's my drum kit, man. This my passion, you know? This is- this is the essence of who I am now. But before I had this, I was lost too. You see what I'm saying? You need to find...your reason for- for living, man. You've got to find, your big, just gigantic drum kit, you know?

Nick Andopolis: Hey, I believe in god, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power! He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!

Freaks And Geeks

Bite Me!

Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Shiny!

Firefly

Pinky:What are we going to do tomorrow, Brain?

Brain:Same thing we do everyday, try and take over the world.

Pinky and the Brain

HELLO, NURSE!

Animaniacs

I could go on and on but thankfully I won't. Just the Monty Python section would be a couple of pages. I'll end with just one from MP:

It's people like you that cause unrest.

If you make me pull, I'll put you down. Justified

I just wanted to say thanks guys for all the posts.
I enjoyed reading all these quotes.


Being a huge Big Bang Theory fan ...


Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

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*Sheldon trying to figure out the card-trick*
Penny: No big deal. Not knowing is part of the fun!
Sheldon: (Imitating Penny) 'Not knowing is part of the fun.' Was that the motto of your community college?