rookie surfer

I am a new member and new to this web surfing thing. Not down with all the slang terms and don't have a clue what I am doing. However, I love the website and there seems to be tons of stuff that interests me. Maybe someone out there would be willing to coach me when I run into problems or have a question. Glad to be here, or there, or over there, under there, out there.........................just glad to be anywhere. PEACE.............