Retired US Marine claims he spent 17 years on MARS protecting five human colonies from Martians

I hadn't seen this one before, so forgive me if it has been posted before.

A former US Marine has claimed he spent 17 years of his career on MARS. The ex-naval infantryman, who uses the pseudonym Captain Kaye, says he was posted to the Red Planet to protect five human colonies from indigenous Martian life forms. He claims he then spent nearly three years serving in a secret 'space fleet' run by a multinational organisation called the Earth Defense Force, which recruits military personnel from countries including the US, Russia and China. In testimony released to ExoNews TV, Captain Kaye said he was trained to fly three different types of space fighters and three bombers. He added that training took place on a secret moon base called Lunar Operations Command, Saturn’s moon Titan, and in deep space. Captain Kaye says he retired after a 20 year tour of duty, describing a retirement ceremony on the moon that he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

The Mirror

I am not giving it any credence, just putting it out there for members to check out.

I know this is WAY out there.
Way, way out there.

He flew space bombers.... I guess we bomb aliens too.

Wow, Guess a Marine can go bat # crazy just like anyone else.

originally posted by: Mamatus
Wow, Guess a Marine can go bat # crazy just like anyone else.

It would seem that way.
I met some crazy Marines already...
But this one takes the prize.

Sounds almost like a sci fi novel I read not too long ago....

Well, if nothing else, it'd make a great TV series..

Well, I don't think there are "Martians", so...

This guy could be completely making all of this up, or if was really was in the military a bad mental condition. It's really sad that our service members don't get the psychological help they need after what they go through.

I'm also pretty sure amateur astronomers would have seen something on Mars if it was there, or flashes of light from "space battles".

originally posted by: butcherguy
I know this is WAY out there.
Way, way out there.

Only the Sunday Sport has the exclusive that a B-52 had crash-landed on the Moon.

www.pistonheads.com...

a reply to: HomerinNC

Just what I was thinking...

Spaceship Yamato? Maybe?

I am going to give that article a looksee, though...

a reply to: butcherguy

I like this thread already...

Just posting to follow...

Des

i'd have to wonder that they've been reading too much of lear's nonsense 'revelations'.

I know its not much, but thw only time I've ever heard of the EDF was in a video game called red faction.

So, is the US Govt. using acid on some of their troops again?

Hey, at least this guy is trying to find documentation to back up his claims.

Wonder why they never get the proof together before they come out to the public.

If the human colonists had to call in the Marines to defend themselves from some microbes, then they're a bunch of wusses.

And there's no way to know if this guy was really a marine.

originally posted by: DelMarvel
And there's no way to know if this guy was really a marine.

Especially a Space Marine!

originally posted by: DelMarvel
And there's no way to know if this guy was really a marine.

Yes, there is a way to know for sure.

We must ask John Lear! He knows everything!

a reply to: butcherguy

Do they show a picture of the scar?

You know the one he got when he hit his head.

Or, maybe there are several scars!

originally posted by: HomerinNC
Sounds almost like a sci fi novel I read not too long ago....

A little like Vonnegut's The Sirens of Titan.