Newbius maximus...

Hellow.
A brand new member, just sayin' "Hi."
52 year old slightly sarcastic cartoonist, looking to spread an occasional smile, while keepin' it real. Have a nice day.

a reply to: Greywolf13A

Welcome to ATS. I hope you have a lot of fun on the site. If you need anything, don't be afraid to ask. People here are generally nice and helpful.

a reply to: Greywolf13A

G,day mate. welcome to the funny farm
straight jackets are free and so are the double insulated mark 1 tinfoild hats er one size fits all
cant remember who is handing them out though. oh well
enjoy the ride and buy a seatbelt for your chair you'll need it
now watch out for Des's cookies too much sugar
dont take one of Bally's sausage bloody sangers they will kill you
and watch out for Pats half wild monkey he throws tinnies at people
Wrabbit will prob be along with some sound advise. worth taking in
have a good one bloke

Straight jackets free, did ya say ? sounds like this Ol' hillbilly will fit right in..
Hope you're havin' fun as well

a reply to: pronto

a reply to: Greywolf13A

Welcome to the shed where we hide the still. Sorry, you don't get cookies today as they've been recalled for excess sugar content. Darn PC people on a tirade about sugar.

But...you do get instead...tadaaaaaaa.....

Southern Pecan Pie....(crowds roar in distance). With hand cranked ice cream...



I look forward to meeting you in the forums.

Des

originally posted by: Greywolf13A
Straight jackets free, did ya say ? sounds like this Ol' hillbilly will fit right in..

Hope you're havin' fun as well



a reply to: pronto

G,day again
mate the beer fridge is on there is a carton of it chilling down as we speak and there won't be any bugga around today that i might have to share with.
dont tell Pat or Bally if they show up, Pat's fridge is empty and Bally is always thirsty
i will sunbake in the warm winter arvo sun and enjoy a few sherbets er beers mate beers
tell yer wot i'll have 2 for you but only 2 as you can very easily get into three kinds of trouble round here if you have had a skin full . we cant have you tippsy on the net mate lol

Hey people, this isn't face book!

Conspiracies please!

originally posted by: Destinyone
a reply to: Greywolf13A



Welcome to the shed where we hide the still. Sorry, you don't get cookies today as they've been recalled for excess sugar content. Darn PC people on a tirade about sugar.



But...you do get instead...tadaaaaaaa.....



Southern Pecan Pie....(crowds roar in distance). With hand cranked ice cream...

I look forward to meeting you in the forums.



Des

G,day Des. ok i hate to give in so easily but alas i can be bribed. bugga i dont believe i said that
what i meant to say was it looks really nice and i think it would be best if i test Bally's and Pats pieces first, er just to make sure there is not to much er sugar in the pie.
one must remember that they are both getting on in years and need constant care and supervision. lol
then, if i may i would like to try a piece please

originally posted by: VoidHawk
Hey people, this isn't face book!

Conspiracies please!

sshhhhhh...I'm compiling files on the Newbies....don't scare them off in the intro threads.

Gots to keep them distracted at first...pie works

Des...

Ok, so THAT's where the Diabetes warninga came from....cource I was taught it was impolite to turn down a friendly offering..
Happen ya'll gots a cup of coffee to wash that lovely lookin' pie down with, I'll mow your lawn right after I finish it....LOL.



reply to: Destinyone



The hospitality seems to be as good as I was told. Just watch out fer the bad jokes...sometimes I can'ty resist..

What..?
Myu wife pitchin' a fit in the Kitchen again ???
last time that happened , it tweren't just the saucers went flyin'...
and I WARNED you 'bout the jokes..

a reply to: VoidHawk

It's all good....keep a pint handy just in case..

a reply to: pronto

And whatever you do, hide the Apple or you never WILl get rid of me...LOL


a reply to: Greywolf13A

My 201's in the mail...


a reply to: Destinyone

Give it 20 more minutes and I'll open up new threads...havin fun just sayin' howdy..



a reply to: Skid Mark

a reply to: Greywolf13A

Looks like you're having a little too much fun here lol. I'm glad I talked you into joining.

"Old enough to vote" now...



a reply to: Skid Mark

a reply to: Greywolf13A
Looking forward to seeing some (more, presumably) of your cartooning.
Don't mind all the well wishes and friendliness... 'cause, it will end, here.
Well -- maybe not for you...
Good Luck & Welcome!

a reply to: WanDash


Well, we'll see. they said basic wasn't for me...7 years and 7 ribbons later...

a reply to: WanDash