posted on Jun, 16 2014 @ 10:32 AM
Friday night, if I remember,
Cold and bleak, sometime; November.
W indows open, air-a-flowing,
Curtains dancing, wildly blowing.
Headphones on, a lesson learning,
Lectures for a brain-a-yearning.
Exponentials; population,
'How to end your ovulation'.
Lesson ends, I hit the links,
To the the viewpoint from the ******
"Stop at one, there's far too many,
either that or don't have any".
Next to teach is Temple Grandin,
"Hug the beef and stop the branding"
"Wow! That's great!" I said aloud.
"To get a viewpoint from a cow!"
YouTube stops and starts to buffer,
Can't be R'sed to start another...
Headphones off I hear the laughter,
Though It didn't sink til after...
Neighbours out, their party partin'
OH MY GOD! They heard me fartin!