The One Millionth thread on ATS! (We blinked and missed it)

A free ATS t-shirt would have been a great gesture from the board of ATS-directors.. But that can easily put right, if they PM me I will be happy to give them my personals.

originally posted by: caladonea
a reply to: DISRAELI

Congratulations ATS!

Let's Party!

I can actually hear the party horns and the buzz of the crowd.

a reply to: AutumnWitch657

So...who is bringing the cake and coffee...lol Yaaaaaaaa...who!!!!

a reply to: zatara
Fortunately they would only need 298039 t-shirts.

originally posted by: caladonea
a reply to: AutumnWitch657

So...who is bringing the cake and coffee...lol Yaaaaaaaa...who!!!!

does spraying the coffee through my nose onto the keyboard when I laugh count as bringing the coffee?

a reply to: FlyersFan

Well as a matter of fact.......



kidding!

originally posted by: Zaphod58
a reply to: FlyersFan
Well as a matter of fact....... kidding!

Roxburghe Ballad" (circa 1665): "Many a true word hath been spoken in jest."

So ... when ya'll had a thread about me ... was it a good one? Any hot gossip? How close to being banned did I get? Did I shave the edge ... dance on the head of a pin? Yeah ... bwahahahaaaaa

originally posted by: AutumnWitch657

originally posted by: caladonea
a reply to: AutumnWitch657

So...who is bringing the cake and coffee...lol Yaaaaaaaa...who!!!!

does spraying the coffee through my nose onto the keyboard when I laugh count as bringing the coffee?

I think it just might!



One Million ATS...it is a milestone!

a reply to: FlyersFan

It was 12-11 against.

originally posted by: Zaphod58
It was 12-11 against.

Better odds than I thought I'd have. Maybe I should be making more chocolate covered bacon to hand out to the mods ... buy 'em off ... so I can stay on ATS longer.

We don't know the exact content of the millionth thread (I don't suppose there is any way of finding out), but it might have been one of the follwoing topics, as predicted on a previous occasion;

“HAARP controlling spread of Chinese flu.”
“First Irish Pope; next job lined up for O’Bama?”
“My middle wife a quadrisexual from Orion- need marriage counselling.”
“Can we have a Tiddlywinks forum?”
“Long-time lurker, with ingenious UFO theory masquerading as Intro thread.”
“Why are there so many religion and theology threads in the religion and theology forum? “
“British survivalist needs help finding huge, untamed wilderness close to Manchester.”
“404’d again? What happened to “marriage counselling” thread?”
“The elite’s nefarious plan is to trick us into believing they’ve got a nefarious plan.”
“The world with two suns; Youtube IS the alternate universe.”
“Muslim who thinks he understands the New Testament; ask me anything.”
“I can’t believe my wife is leaving me; must be a false flag.”

All part of the rich tapestry of ATS discussion.