The story of a terrorist

I am a terrorist.


In fact, many years ago, no one called us terrorists, because we were only farmers who never worried about our lives.


But one day, a notice on the wall changed my fate.


A policeman, who is so strong that he called himself the liberator of the world, declared war against my country.


Someone says, they declare war against us because their great building...


was destroyed by a passenger plane of ours...


Someone else says, it is because their Goddess of liberty needs human flesh to feed


who knows. We are only farmers. So we think the true reason is...


Our scholars told us, terrorists should die on the battlefield!


And after our death, we shall join the gods in our mountains...


But in fact, I know that we are only like toy soldiers.


and I personally think a man as romantic as me should not die in the war.


Maybe the policemen would take themselves as destroyers of the darkness.


But in my eyes, they are just a group of thieves entering our hometown.


They stole our food and water.


and raped our women.


half of they are liers.


the other half are gays


but they are advanced, and they are many


and our wretched weapon made us like chickens waiting for death


So our destiny is determined


maybe one day I will get injured, caught


and hanged on this beloved beautiful land of mine, in front of my children


but no matter what happens, I still fight on the battlefield


and burn my body with my enemies


I only hope the war will stop when winter comes


so that we can celebrate the new year


Even if I die, freedom will survive, and we shall win
-----------I believe

edited by elitelongbow from China
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Hahahahaha, that was some good stuff, thanks.

that is funny. it is so good a paste. why so few people read and reply???
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That bush and bin laden picture?!?!?!

But I see a

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in our future....