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originally posted by: beezzer
originally posted by: crazyewok
Guess its slow pickings on ATS for the daily bash Obama thread.
Guess we got to resort to rumors and unsubstantiated comments.
While we are at it.
Obama said "he is a NAZI, commie robot lizard alien that's out for everyone brains due to his secret zombie fetish."
Liar.
He said he was a "GAY, Nazi, commie, robot, lizard, alien".
Plus he's a dookie-head.
originally posted by: KawRider9
a reply to: Destinyone
I lol'd when I wtote it.
Now I'm waiting to get yelled at for calling it "Obamacake"... It's called the "affordable cake act"..*said in a whiny voice.
originally posted by: crazyewok
Guess its slow pickings on ATS for the daily bash Obama thread.
Guess we got to resort to rumors and unsubstantiated comments.
While we are at it.
Obama said "he is a NAZI, commie robot lizard alien that's out for everyone brains due to his secret zombie fetish."
originally posted by: burntheships
Hmmmm,
I heard he said "If you like your cake, you can keep your cake!"
Guilty!
originally posted by: Destinyone
originally posted by: burntheships
Hmmmm,
I heard he said "If you like your cake, you can keep your cake!"
Guilty!
Yeah...but then he had to cut out our cake, to send it to all the third world countries lacking cake...
No cake for us...bummer...
Des
Reporter: Mr President, do you have any intention of asking Eric Holder to resign over the Frosted and Furious or illegally tapping the AP's Whoopie Pies?
Obama: That's.... that's ridiculous. Uh... I uh.... I think we can all uh.. agree that cake is delicious... uh... in uh.... moderation, right Michelle? *practiced laugh* But uh... you see the uh... that cake.... you didn't bake that! Yeah... you didn't bake that uh... that cake alone. It took a farmer to grow the uh... the stuff inside the cake. raise the uh... eggs and uh... grow the butter. It took uh... *scratches nostril* it took people... people to turn on machines that uh... packaged the cake mix. It took people to uh... to build your oven, but don't tell them 'cause I told them they didn't build that, too. *awkward audience laughter*
My predecessor, he left... he... I inherited a fruitcake and I... uh... we passed the uh... the Making Cake Pay act that uh... we funded fork-ready cakes, you know. The American people... they deserve better. They deserve tiramisu uh... but too often they... well they get stuck with day old angel food cake and uh... and a runny tub of Cool Whip. *confused but wild applause* We're gonna make sure that Wallstreet knows the new rules. They gotta give the people a slice. Ok?
Reporter: Sir, what about Eric Holder?
Obama: Instead of askin' me questions, let the American people eat their cake. Listen. this is the most transparent icing in presidential history. You can see right through it.
Reporter: Sir, you're icing the cake with water mixed with a small amount of sugar.
Obama: You're a racist. Next question?