Ohio Replaces Lethal Injection With Humane New Head-Ripping-Off Machine

The title says it . Like what Hell! Watch the video.

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Didn't notice this was in Jokes.
"He died instantly".


ETA: LOL at the hammer hitting that head.....

a reply to: nighthawk1954

They should just bring back the guillotine. Quick and effective.

if you want a humane execution - one word NITROGEN

I almost felt bad when I laughed out loud while watching the video.

Almost.
I really liked the Texas "Mashinator".

a reply to: nighthawk1954

You owe me one 36" moniter and one wireless keyboard.

That was too funny! Thanks for the laugh.

a reply to: nighthawk1954

Death penalties aside for a moment, talk about cruel and unusual punishment!

I honestly cannot believe my eyes!

Whoever came up with the idea should be made to personally test it out because they obviously tortured small animals as a child!

One has to wonder if this machine, that's designed to "pull the head off", has another less lethal setting, targeted for shall we say more erogenous areas of the body? LoL

What I like about the machine is that it is not biased in the least. No matter what your race, gender, intelligence, sexual orientation, this device will treat everyone equally. If you sit in the chair, your head will be ripped off. We could all learn something from the HROM.

originally posted by: EnigmaAgent
a reply to: nighthawk1954

They should just bring back the guillotine. Quick and effective.

Not really, the brain continues to work for about 3 mins after the head is cut off so you are aware of what is happing, but I dont know if you can feel pain

originally posted by: ignorant_ape
if you want a humane execution - one word NITROGEN

Helium is much more humane.