My Best Friend is a Cat

My best friend is a cat
We talk about this
We yap about that
Yep
My best friend is a cat
He comes and he goes
And I think he knows
More than he shows
Yep
My best friend is a cat
Is he an alien?
A dinosaur?
I don't know for sure
But my best friend is a cat
What's wrong with that?
Having a friend that's a cat?
Nothing I can see
He's just like you and me
Just a little more furry
Yep
My best friend is cat

One of my very rare quirky poems. A couple references to old threads in there as well. My best friend really is a cat.

Cats are awesome!... And smarter than you think!

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

Very humorous poem. It reminds me of Dorothy Parker.

My best friend is a bat...he sleeps in a hat....I love him so much but he is ugly...certainly not as attractive as your cat...but I loved him so much if you don't mind....one day he crapped a big fat doody and now i hate him because of that................One of my earlier works inspired by a bat.

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

I love poetry! I love cats!

I LOVE THIS THREAD!

Thanks for the stars and replies everyone! Glad you all enjoyed this silly poem.

My friend Thrice Great Hermes said to tell you, meow! :3

This is a prrrrrrrrfect thread.....sorry...someone had to say it...prrrrrrrr.

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

I stomped on the cat
And made it go splat!!!

I dislike all domesticated animals.

a reply to: Meldionne1

Thank you for your purrrspective. Glad you liked it!

originally posted by: applesthateatpeople
a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

I stomped on the cat
And made it go splat!!!

I dislike all domesticated animals.

originally posted by: applesthateatpeople
a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

I stomped on the cat
And made it go splat!!!

I dislike all domesticated animals.

I hope that was a joke?

Love this poem!
Cats rule everything around me.

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat


My best friend is a cat too.
He is sitting on my lap.
(no kidding)

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

Meow!! That was great! I'm not even kitten right meow.
Good job. I enjoyed
-nat the blue eyed cat-

originally posted by: Meldionne1

originally posted by: applesthateatpeople
a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

I stomped on the cat
And made it go splat!!!

I dislike all domesticated animals.

I hope that was a joke?

Actually, it was a rhyme with a final thought tacked on.

Having a pet is a form of slavery.

Even if you treat your pet like a god (and some of you do), thwre are so many animals that suffer the abuse and humility of slavery so that you can have your "pet".

It's far more sick to indulge in such evil than to write a meaningless rhyme on a stupid thread.

a reply to: CagliostroTheGreat

Pets are the best people!