Please welcome our newest staff member, bigfatfurrytexan

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I'm very much grateful for you to invest your time on ATS! Thank you bigfatfurrytexan. Nice name by the way.

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Hey congrats BigFurry nuff respect mon!

bigfatfurrytexan
Thanks all.

Today its ATS mod. Tomorrow, i take over the world.

#yolo

Are you going to reveal the secret ceremony that went on when you became a moderator? Did you have to become a member of the Elites?

enjoy the party bft

Congrats BFFT. I see the promotion came with 3 million stars. You ARE the man!!

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The stars are a separate deal. I traded 3 chickens, a fairly new spitoon, and a bumper bracket for a 78 Ford Pinto for them.

Excellent!

Always enjoy everything he writes anyway!

Congratulations Honey!!!! Very happy for you!!

Wonderful news! Congratulations!!!

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bigfatfurrytexan
Thanks all.

Today its ATS mod. Tomorrow, i take over the world.

#yolo

Hes gone mad with power!



And there should be some stipulations.

No moderator privileges until he agrees to drop that baby in his avatar.

Congratulations fatty...

Kindest respects

Rodinus

bigfatfurrytexan
reply to post by Snarl

 

The stars are a separate deal.

Pfft. They®'re just finally admitting you're a big, fat, furry reptilian. Or should I say...scaly?

Oh Wow! Congratulations on your promotion!! Hope you enjoy your new status.

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Revealing that secret results in Bad Things happening.

Zaphod58
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Revealing that secret results in Bad Things happening.

Well, I hear the oaths are just awful. Cutting throats and the like. They drag you naked into the ATS lair with a bag over your head, and once you're there, you just stand there in this dead silence for a while, with your junk all shriveled up, and then someone asks "Brother, what do you most desire?" and BFST answers "Conspiracy theory! More conspiracy theory!", and then they take off the bag and there they are, all reptilians.

At that point, they all eat some gerbils and decide to rape Earth and kill all the Earthlings, or vice versa. It's pretty awful. You ought to know, being a Reptilian yourself.

ps: xl ought to be easy. What I don't know is if I can find one that's not restricted. I have worn one to the Florabama, and immediately run into someone from Corry and got the third degree for it. Small world, I guess.

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It's puppies, not chickens actu.... Crap!

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Now now, don't have star envy.

Congrats BFFT

You better still have time to make avatars

reply to post by bigfatfurrytexan


Good job BFFT!

That's a damned good choice!