MH370 passenger sending message with Iphone

I don't know if this could be some kind of joke but it seems that a passenger from the MH370 flight to be held hostage at Garcia diego .

I have been held hostage by unknown military personal after my flight was hijacked (blindfolded). I work for IBM and I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack. I have been separated from the rest of the passengers and I am in a cell. My name is Philip Wood. I think I have been drugged as well and cannot think clearly.

I don't know if this has been posted but I thought it to be pretty interesting to find out the authenticity of this message.
Can we say that is someone's sick joke?

original message

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I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack

That is hilarious

Sounds like poor taste april fools joke ...

Well today is April first fools day.

Already debunked here;

www.abovetopsecret.com...

I can't think of a single reason why someone held hostage in an extreme situation would make a cry for help on the website you just linked.

That makes zero sense to me.

Especially an supposed IBM professional.

LMFAO

I think you can disregard this... sound like someone playing on the whole let's blame the US and Israel for it trolls

*insert current event
*insert story about shoving something in the arse

* April 1st

Yep I can see where this is going.

0bserver1

I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack.

Pics or it didn't happen

As soon as I read this my mind started conjuring images of someone trying to shove a mobile phone up their anus - and in no scenario, that my mind came up with, was the attempt successful.

I call Aprils Fools hoax.

Agent_USA_Supporter
Well today is April first fools day.

One of your lot I take it?

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Thanks couldn't imagine that this message be unnoticed by the members here.. only I couldn't find it..

If it was true then mobile company hes with would have the raw data transmitted on record.

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No worries

To be fair, it is hidden away in a thread that while MH370 related, is not based on this message alone. I can't believe that someone would be that messed up to fake such a thing myself. That poor man's family......

Diego Garcia

expansion of the military facilities on Diego Garcia consisting of two parallel 12,000-foot-long (3,700 m) runways, expansive parking aprons

Prison site

0bserver1


I don't know if this has been posted but I thought it to be pretty interesting to find out the authenticity of this message.
Can we say that is someone's sick joke?

Unless his ass is capable of supercharging his phone ... yeah, I think we pretty much can.

Poor taste of an april fool's joke.

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Too soon. Phillip Wood used to live in my home town and the Wood's were friends with my family, so this is a little creepy.

Zcustosmorum
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I have managed to hide my cellphone in my ass during the hijack

That is hilarious

Peace,

Korg.

What some people think is an acceptable joke is mind boggling.

To the April fool's theorists, here is the post with date and timestamp I listed in the other thread/

Anonymous Wed Mar 19 2014 14:16:08 No.27839190

/pol/ plz help. i am on malaysia airlines flight 370 and we have just taken off from some island in the middle of the ocean. there are aliens on board the craft but i managed to hide my phone up my ass until now. i am so scared and you are the first ppl i am reaching out to because i dont think anyone else would believe me. we have been hijacked by aliens and i can only assume they are waiting for the mothership to pick us up. plz contact the fbi or cia or dhs or something because i am an american citizen and i need to see my family again.

As you can see, this was originally posted on Mar 19th.

The link posted was on the 19th of March. Who purports an April Fools joke twelve days early? I’ve seen it on Jim Stone too, but I have no idea how credible he is? Anyone hold any decent opinions on him? Preferably backed up with some sort of fact or evidence. For the record, I don’t buy the story about the plane crashing in the Indian Ocean.