U.S. FREEZES PUTIN’S NETFLIX ACCOUNT

*Nukes Fired*

In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix account, effective immediately.

“Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘House of Cards’ or ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said. “The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”

While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were Netflix-related, he warned Mr. Putin that “nothing is off the table.”

“I’m sure I don’t need to remind the Russian President that ‘Game of Thrones’ is about to come back for another season,” he said. “As I have said, this thing could get very ugly, very fast.”

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reply to post by freakjive


Just try us Putin, we have fluffy pillows and we know how to use them!

Very serious business with this indeed !!

Has Putin retaliated yet ?

Has he ordered a DOS attack ?

Well maybe he won't.

He'll just open a new account using an American proxy server !!!

I'm sure he will just sign up to netflix under another name. It would be irritating if Putin had to start paying for cable television.

So when will Putin stop the export of caviar? When is he going to flood the market with diamonds from their Russian stocks to crush the diamond market?

Lol like he needs netflix.
they can probably tap into the nsa feeds and watch what everyone is watching anyway

If you guys haven't realized...this is satire.

Wow this is some strong hand sanctions on Russia .

Don't f with the USA or we cancel your netflix... Your government is so hardcore down there .

reply to post by freedomSlave


Please see my previous post.

You guys up there should beware.

Nyet flicks!!!!!!