The Chinese Invasion Plan of the USA ( A theory )

The Following is a theory that i have pondered for a few years gave it much thought and today decided to release it to the community for discussion.


The day starts as a usual Monday you wake up and get ready to start another week of work. you turn on the news and are horrified as you see reports coming in from all of the country as what the media calls them "Chinese Commandos" Seizing everything from critical infrastructure hubs, communications, town and city halls, police stations, state capitols. During the live broadcast you hear shouting and gunfire you see with your very eyes as the Commandos storm the news studio execute the news team and start making propaganda broadcasts. however this is only the beginning the Commandos were only establishing a beachhead and paving the way for the larger Chinese Army.

Chinese Cyber forces then activate their kill switch program imbedded secretly into all computer chips in US military hardware, Our aircraft fall out of the skies and government computers crash, the US military tries to put up a fight but with the Command and Control systems knocked out they stand no chance.

next week you and your family are in a"Re-education Center" learning how to become good obedient commies those who resist are executed on site.

as you sit in the re-education classroom learning how to speak Chinese you think to yourself How could this have happened? where the hell did these commandos come from how did they do this so fast and so stealthy?

Here is the answer my friends THEY WERE ALREADY HERE! FOR YEARS! yes you heard right. every town from the little Hicksville USA to our biggest Cities there are Chinese Restaurants, Buffets, and Steakhouses. The commandos were here all along hiding in the belly of the beast just waiting for the order. they acquired all of their weapons piece by piece though food imports, an AK47 Bolt here, a magazine there, hand full of rounds here Ect... all to be re-assembled over time. Then in an instant Broadcast from the mainland.... ATTACK!!! AWAKEN THE DRAGON!!!!

You're going to have to do better than "Red Dawn 2" or whatever this is.
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I've often been suspicious of the Buddhist man named Bohai Feng who runs the Chinese Bistro in my town being a Chinese commando.

There ya go. Distract them with moo shu pork and general Tsos chicken.
Did you put this in skunk works yourself or was it moved there like immediately after you hit post.????

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I often wonder about Chinese going commando.

reply to post by AutumnWitch657


i put it here myself. does it belong here i dont know? mabey.

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Did you know there is a town named Hicksville on Long Island NY.
YES Nassau county.

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No maybe about it. Here or short stories you know where it's obviously fiction.

I am considering coming up with a few questions to go to a restaurant with just to see if they sweat or get nervous, any ideas?

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Ask them to see the kitchen or the refrigerator. That might make them nervous.

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Mods please move, this is not a fiction story its a theory. thanks

2 weeks ago a young Chinese man bragged to me that "we are taking over your country"....

It didn't end well... for the Chinese man.

That is the second time I have heard that from a young Chinese male. The first time was at an in-laws wedding where a group of them were laughing at the matter.

Let them not forget what happened to the Japanese.

AutumnWitch657
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Ask them to see the kitchen or the refrigerator. That might make them nervous.

Right - monkey meat and assorted animal parts.

Crap, my country is going to be invaded by the Yanks.
That cunning disguise foisted on us poor Aussies.
I get it now, The Colonel, chief of staff. Burger King, American royalty and Mc Muckers the grunts who do all the work.

Insidious take over plan

I see through your plan

Craninalbliss
I am considering coming up with a few questions to go to a restaurant with just to see if they sweat or get nervous, any ideas?

I believe I saw a documentary about that, A young man by the name of Cartman was trying to infiltrate these restaurants to see if he could find out the Chinese plot.

very informative.

To late. I already covered it here:

Chinese Sleeper Cells Across the US? Brain Fart Warning!



I, commonly, tell people that they should tip big and be nice when they go to the Chinese restaurants so that when the invasion comes, maybe they'll remember you and won't make you clean out the latrines in the camps.

I say it half jokingly, but I think there may be something to it.

benrl

Craninalbliss
I am considering coming up with a few questions to go to a restaurant with just to see if they sweat or get nervous, any ideas?

I believe I saw a documentary about that, A young man by the name of Cartman was trying to infiltrate these restaurants to see if he could find out the Chinese plot.

very informative.

You know, the folks who write South Park are very astute. As a matter of fact, I have it on good sources that they are all hooked up with the Illuminati and are privy to the all of the plans and schemes of the powers that be.

Hmmmm.....

Using fortune cookies to influence us didn't work so well. Getting us addicted to Chinese Buffets worked great.

MALBOSIA
2 weeks ago a young Chinese man bragged to me that "we are taking over your country"....

It didn't end well... for the Chinese man.

That is the second time I have heard that from a young Chinese male. The first time was at an in-laws wedding where a group of them were laughing at the matter.

Let them not forget what happened to the Japanese.

you should be ashamed and not proud of that "what happened to the Japanese"...

Yeah, only one problem...I wouldn't be sitting in the re-education program, I'd either be fighting, or dead.