The "What On Earth Were They Thinking" thread

in his best Rod Serling voice..
"Submitted for your approval some very real products that you may want to think twice about wanting to purchase..."


If you enjoyed this book, you'll love "Cooking with Pooh"


The Elderly have never tasted so delicious...


"There's nothing that gets a conversation started like when we enjoy "My Dad's Nuts"

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Here's a couple for the thread JA.



Sound familiar?



Wish I had this as a kid



Dog hates it



Might go with the "Shrimp Crack"

Regards,

Bally

From the Food and Drink department comes these fine submissions for an eclectic evening of dining.


Nothing starts an evening off like a little bit of Arse to get the taste buds ready..


Your evening's main course was recently ridden across a beautiful rainbow


Your Side Dish is robust, full and plump full of goodness


And to top off the evening a fine selection of chocolates

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A most delectable menu there JA, looking forward to the fine dining,

May I suggest this after dinner Vodka. It will certainly blend well going by the lable



Regards,

Bally

Who here doesn't like to have a piece of candy now or then? And if your a diabetic, I certainly feel for you because I love sweets and can be considered to have a bona fide sweet tooth. But with that I should say that there are some sweets i would think twice before sticking in my mouth...


These sweet treats taste great right down to the very end..!


(I can see a "Whose on First" routine in this). "Do these Suck?" "No, 'Sucks' are sweet" "So what Sucks about them" "Nothing but the name 'Sucks'" "So they're called Sucks but they don't suck they're sweet" "Yes, and if your just getting this, then it 'sucks' to be you"..

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At the risk of hijacking this thread JA and perhaps having it posted in the UFO forum I would prefer these sweets. It was be interesting to observe the outcome (in the dark) mixed with your Collon sweets.



Regards,

Bally

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You might need this after dinner.



Bally

From the Philippines:



The tv commercial had a little boy saying "I want a Chubby!"...lol. Made me laugh everytime I saw it.

Sometimes the products needed are named exactly for their purpose (or one would assume)


I can remember in school getting these given away for free...


Every job requires some form of protection... & they're better than nothin'

Okay. Be punished. Eat the S & M's followed by chocky coated rabbit bits.





Bally

I just got my buddy a box of these for his birthday

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Heres one for ya bigbeefy, cheers for the chocky bears lol.



Bally

People spend an enormous amount of money on their pets. And as long as they've got the money, there will be inventions and products devised to help separate that money. And there really are some wild products out there...


Tired of drinking alone? Well here's a perfect way to share a cold one with 'Mans Best Friend'. It's specially formulated (and non-alcoholic) just for 4-legged companion (& now drinking partner).


A walker so that you can "walk" your goldfish just like you would your dog. Because fishes need some fresh air and to exercise their ability to not die of a heart attack due to their world literally being turned on its side.



Have you ever stared at the poop slowly emerging out of a dog's anus before plopping onto the soft, green grass (ewwww, GROSS)? That experience is the reason this contraption exists. "Rear Gear" butt covers for dogs, a colorful placard that ties around the pup's tail and hides their hole from the public.


And why is it that a cat can supposedly be trained to sit over a toilet stool, but a dog cannot. Well while were trying to figure that out here's a handy item that will auto-flush for your precious kitty (MY... P r e c i o u s).

Continuing with the pet theme,



and for the cat



Bally

As we move forward, how can we forget our little ones. Surely there's some ingenious devices designed to make life better for the handling of the little tykes.. RIGHT?


Baby Hanging Harness: You’re busting to use the bathroom while wearing your baby, and there’s not a germ-free spot to put him down while you do your business. Solution: this hanging harness.


Baby Bangs: Babies are great and all, but you know what would make them even better? If they weren’t so bald. These delicate hair bands with attached mop top may have been the basis for the Saturday Night Live ad spoof for baby toupees, but these appear to be 100% for real.


The Birth Doll: This “Frankentoy” depicts a dinosaur with a flamingo head and Nemo arms giving birth to Mickey Mouse. And you thought your labor turned you into a monster…

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Is it OK for me to say I don't want to sleep nor cuddle with the birth doll?


It freaks me out just looking at it....

It may be appropriate for RosemaryS baby...

Des

Freaky Food or misspelled translation I still think I just don't want either one, simply because I really don't know what's in them...


Well I can guess that this was suppose to be "Carp" (but who knows... it could taste like crap I guess


If the Cockles don't kill ya, then the amount of Acetic Acid, Sodium and Salt will, ( isn't sodium and salt one in the same)!

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If you perhaps did partake of the aforementioned misspelt delicacies JA then perhaps wash them down with a good soda,

For the alcoholics I suggest a fine 'Tasmanian map' beer,



or for the young ones,



Bally

Next time your looking for a quick refreshing snack and beverage...

Some desert afterwards perhaps