Are you the Messiah?

Are you the messiah?

Are you the one who shall dominate the entire world?



Are you the messiah that the world is expecting?

Do you want to be the messiah? Here is how:



www.alexchiu.com...

Okay.....whatever!

Man, is it just me or is there some really weird sites out there at the moment?
I can understand that people are curious about the weird and wonderful....but enough already!!!!!!

He'll be here when he gets here!!!!!!!

Yay, Not only am I now a posting freak, I have a guide to my lifetime goal... Messiahood. Today was a good day

XAOS

Oh my. Alex Chiu. Now THERE'S a name I haven't seen around the nets in awhile. He was as much of a nuiscance as another self-proclaimed messiah.
Like other so-called miraculous pills and potions, his "immortality device" doesn't work, either.

I find his plan for world peace somewhat amusing. I don't think it's workable, but it's downright amusing.

He seemed almost self-mocking in the guide, unless he really is that blatantly commercial

"1) You must first become immortal by wearing Alex Chiu's Immortality Device. Then you must read about Alex Chiu's world-corporation plan. "

Please do not tell me that this isnt just a joke

XAOS

I am not the Messiah.

Maddas,If you are going to do this on a process of elimination it could take quite a while.

Tonight is my Senior Prom. Everyone wish me luck

Originally posted by Illmatic67
Tonight is my Senior Prom. Everyone wish me luck

Illmatic67... King of Random comments.

Good luck man, I still have two years to go until prom, unless I can hook up with a senior girl, hey, its been done before I hope that you and your date enjoy the evening and that the music and theme is good.

Details will be required tomorrow.

XAOS

Knock 'em dead Illuminati.Not in the Carrie sense though.

good luck on the prom man

I am not the Messiah

I am the Savior

I am the Anti-Christ

The Bible is misleading

The Reborn Christ will be the destroyer of the world

I am the Savior

For some reason monty python's the life of brian (dont censor it!) comes to mind

XAOS

Thanks all, details coming to a topic near you...

Had a good laugh with this one. Try making an immortality device!

Chiu apparently DOES believe he is the messiah (one of many who believe such things). I think that to date he and 4 or 5 others are the only ones that believe this.

Most of the rest of us think he's a few waffles short of a Grand Slam breakfast.

You cant "become the messiah"
You're either him or not, and if your not, well tough # buddy thats how life is.

will you be getting the free rings or making your own.
Or buying them.

Uhm....yes?

Sometimes but today is my day off..

If I buy that immortality device can I just be a superhero and say screw the messiah crap?

Can I do matrixesque antics minus the bad acting?

"Let people know that you also work for GOD"

heh,hehehehe, heheheh.

Oh yeah well I work for God.

That'll bring in the hot ladies!

"Oh yeah well I work for God.

That'll bring in the hot ladies! "


No, but it might get you some little boys!

Sorry...couldn't resist it!