Oh. My. God. GOAT SIMULATOR!!!

There's nothing I can really say about this...

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Oh no I have to buy it looks awesome!!!

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I'd check it out

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Did I just see a goat, doing flips, wielding an axe with it's tongue....

I think you just made my day LOL

Please, if there is a great spirit in the sky, don't let my husband find out about this.

I will get this stupid thing, instead of the real goat I want. And he does not. Vehemently.



But yeah, I would try it. Just to ram people.

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It's amazing how something so simple and so ridiculous can be so entertaining. Kind of perturbing really. Maybe we really are hairless monkeys.

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I have to have this, they must release it! I laughed so hard. I have to play it.

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I don't need the goat simulator. I have the real deal romping around my place.

Libby on old jeep grazing leaves on tree....



Cute game though...

S&F for cute fun factor...

Des

Definitely pre-ordering this.

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I once was a goat herder in Italy for a couple of months, I loved it sitting under an olive tree drinking wine all day and then I would blow a whistle and they came running down the hill they grazed on and I would put them to bed for the night and go and get fed amazing Italian food not understanding a word but getting on great with all the other farm hands.
One goat hated me though I called him Billy Goat Gruff and he went for me a few times, had some great bruises.
Ah those were the days

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And that right there is one of his biggest objections to me having them.
Big meany.

chiefsmom
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And that right there is one of his biggest objections to me having them.
Big meany.

Big meany??? I love my goaties...they do like to get on top of everything, and I do think they are born with the ability to levitate, defy gravity even. Though they seem to lose this unique ability once they reach adulthood.

I remember many a morning, wiping little goat hoof prints off the sunroof on my car...

You should get the goat simulator game, if you don't like the real ones...

Des

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LOL whoops, you misread that.

I meant your pic, cutie on the jeep, is just one objection of his, he is the big meany! (Hubby)

And Thus is the Great Achievement and extent of our Modern Civilization!

Ohhhh licky power!

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OK...gotcha....your hubby is a big meanie....

If you do get goats in the future, make sure to get at least 2 of them. They get very depressed if all alone, and often die from loneliness.

Get 2 females if for pets, and brush clearing services. Boy goats have some not so nice habits, like peeing on their faces and rubbing it on everything to mark their territory. Then they want to kiss you and mark you too.

Gracie and Beth edging the driveway...




Des

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Thats why my first wife divorced me lol

They are cute goats, wish I had the land to keep animals

Yep already posted a while ago now

www.abovetopsecret.com...

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well dang I missed it, mods close my thread please??

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I don't know?.
Well if it includes a special level were you find yourself in a spanish holiday resort very early in the morning and has point's for how many Ge@~!n towels you can eat off of the deck chairs and sun loungers (They used to be renowned for putting there towels on all the deck chairs before any other guests even got out of bed) in a 4 minute mayhem run then I might buy it myself.
Thank's for this it cheered my up.

Homer you have to check this link out, its about goats trust me

2 dozen free goats