Gee, maybe it's not about oil: World's Oldest Pyramids Discovered in Crimea.

skelly1178
So, here's yet another possible reason Czar Putin is invading, and waging war on Ukraine: Hidden Pyramids.

We all know about the pyramids in Egypt, Mexico, China, and countless other countries around the world. We're also all aware that many people believe that

Pyramids hold special, Mystical powers. Could this be why Putin is trying to conquer Ukraine? To get access to those wonderful and powerful Pyramids... That not many people knew existed?

I would hazard a guess at: YES!

It's not too difficult to imagine why anyone would want to gain access to such powerful devices. After all, how powerful were the Egyptians with their pyramids How powerful were the Mayans with their pyramids?

Ok, I'll bite. How powerful were they because of their pyramids? What are their special, mystical powers for us to see today (since so many still stand...)?

I see an Indiana Jones sequel to the Crystal Skulls coming...gotta harness all that pyramid power before someone else does!

Wait, what power?

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Ok, I'll bite. How powerful were they because of their pyramids? What are their special, mystical powers for us to see today (since so many still stand...)?

Well, DUH!

It's no lie, you can keep the edge of a razor as sharp as an eagle's eye.
You can grow a hedge that is vertically straight, over ten feet high.

Obviously, Putin is doing a little landscaping, and needs a shave as well.

Harte

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Obviously, Putin is doing a little landscaping, and needs a shave as well.

And from all his shirtless photos, perhaps a bit of manscaping as well.