A guitar string and a spring walk into a pub.
The barman, worryingly says, "You two look like you need a drink... you're too highly strung and you need to unwind."
I'm making these up as I go along, but am running out of ideas...
edit on 19/11/2023 by Encia22 because: (no reason given)
A snake is sitting at the bar, having a pint.
A guy walks in and asks the barman for a pint of snakebite.
The snake interrupts, "sorry mate, I'm off duty and I don't drink and bite."
edit on 19/11/2023 by Encia22 because: (no reason given)
Apparently, in the village of Hurbum, near Tillet, Hertfordshire, lives Lucy Lykes who owns The Cockwell Inn.
The address is : Lucy Lykes, The Cockwell Inn, Hurbum, Tillet, Herts.
Supposedly.
So I'm told......
edit on 19-11-2023 by Oldcarpy2 because: (no reason given)